Change the Narrative: Slogans for Your Pro-immigrant Posters
by Dr. José Cuello, MCHR Vice President
If we are going to speak out and protest in favor of undocumented immigrants, we may be more effective if we change the narrative a little. Instead of pleading for victims, let us point out the immorality, insanity and impracticality of our policies and practices. Here are some slogans that would change our message. Warning: some are sarcastic.
Stop your hate. Love instead!
Stop violating human rights!
United States of the Police
Legal doesn't make it right!
I'd rather be illegal than immoral!
You cannot moralize cruelty to humans
I am 100% American. We got two continents
Resistance is futile. You must diversify
What you do unto the least of us, you do unto yourself
Do unto others...
Protect families. Don't persecute them!
Jesús is our brother
María = MOM
An injury to one is an injury to all
Do the right thing!
Americans don't have a birthright to hate
Ban Them Nation
They pay for our social security
They make our food affordable
Without Mexico, our economy collapses
Stop buying Mexican products
Hot dogs! Not tacos!
Ban Mexican food!
Don't marry an immigrant!
Mexicans work harder than we do
Don't bite the hands that feed you
Let my people go to work
Don't deport my ____________________________ fill in the blank:
Raise food prices. Deport the immigrants!
Go to the end of the line that's not there
Ban Black and Latino music!
Ban maize. It came from Mexico!
Deport Taco Bell!
Deport the most interesting man in the world!
Deport my grandfather Now!
Deport my daughter. She married one of them!
Let's parody the sins of our fathers!
I won't lie. I just hate foreigners!
Patriotic American Movement to Deport Illegal Babies (PAMDIB)
National Association of Americans Born to Condemn Others (NAABCO)
United Americans for the Right to Stone Other Humans (UARSOH)
American Stone Casters (ASC)
Citizens for Legal Slavery (CLS)
Support the American right to stone! Again and again!
Cast the first stone! It's your Biblical right!
Deport the bones of our immigrant ancestors
Change the Constitution. We can't protect everyone!
Let's all go back to where we came from-- Africa.
IN FRONT OF ICE HQ
The laws you enforce shape your identity!
What would Jesus do?
Jesus is coming for ICE
Follow your conscience!
How can you sleep?
Just following orders?
You got the wrong job!
There is a higher court than Homeland Security
You feed your family by breaking ours up!
Serve and protect?
Why enforce bad laws?
With liberty and justice for all!
Your job stains your soul
What would God say about what you are doing?
Your family values are not worth sacrificing
Revive your conscience. Do the right thing!
How do you wash your hands?
Resign now! Save your soul!