Tuesday Afternoon, June 21, 2022
MRFF SUCCEEDS IN GETTING PUNISHMENT 
FOR OFFICER USING BAFFLING BROWNIES 
TO LURE HIS UNIT INTO BECOMING 
“WITNESS BEARING CHRISTIANS”


A few weeks ago, the members of a large military unit started noticing brownies being left around their workspaces. On these brownies, in blue icing, were question marks. The question
mark brownies kept appearing for over a week, their source and meaning unknown to the puzzled members of the unit.

Then, late last week, it was announced on social media by
one of the senior officers of this large unit that the meaning
of the mystery brownies would finally be revealed, and for
everybody to come to the main conference room at noon
to find out what that perplexing question mark meant.

The story of what happened next and what the baffling
brownies signified is best told by one of MRFF’s 37 clients
in the unit in their email in the article below thanking MRFF
for getting the brownie-bearing officer punished … but …

... SPOILER ALERT ...

JESUS!!!
Artist rendering of the question mark brownies described by MRFF's clients
MRFF artist rendering of the question mark brownies described by MRFF's clients
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Military officer uses baffling brownies to lure his
unit into becoming “witness bearing Christians”

By: MRFF Senior Research Director Chris Rodda

Tuesday, June 21, 2022
Chris Rodda
We’ve had chocolate crucifixes made by a military commander”s wife and daughters, which were to go along with their macabre Easter celebration plan to put lipstick on the hands of service members in the commander’s unit to symbolize the blood of Christ on the cross. We’ve had “bagel dogs for the chosen people” used to lure Jewish service members to their “proud Christian” Section Chief’s Bible study. And now we have the latest food-related proselytizing scheme to come in to the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF) — “mystery brownies.”

A few weeks ago, the members of a large unit on a very large military base started noticing brownies being left around their workspaces. On these brownies, in blue icing, were question marks. The question mark brownies kept appearing for over a week, their source and meaning unknown to the puzzled members of the unit.

Then, late last week, it was announced on social media by one of the senior officers of this large unit that the meaning of the mystery brownies would finally be revealed, and for everybody to come to the main conference room at noon to find out what that perplexing question mark meant.

Now, say this happened in your workplace. Your curiosity would get the better of you and you would show up, right? And that’s exactly what most of the members of this large military unit did. They showed up at the conference room for the big reveal about these mysterious brownies that had had them scratching their heads for the last week and a half.

The story of what happened next and what the baffling brownies signified is best told by one of MRFF’s 37 clients in the unit, who sent the following email thanking MRFF for getting the brownie-bearing officer punished … but … SPOILER ALERT … Jesus! …

From: Active Duty MRFF Military Enlisted Client’s E-mail Address Withheld
Subject: Our Senior Officer Tried to Convert Us Using "Christian Brownie" Desserts
Date: June 19, 2022 at 4:01:30 PM MDT
To: Information Weinstein <[email protected]>

I am a U.S. service member stationed at a very large military installation here in the United States. I am the voice for 36 other MRFF clients besides myself who were targeted by one of the unit’s 3 most senior officers to be proselytized into becoming “a witness bearing Christian”. 

Of our total number of 37 MRFF clients 21 of us are Christians including myself. In fact my father-in-law is a preacher at a large church in our home state of residence. The other military members are either Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Wiccan, Navajo faith and Atheist, Agnostic.

What happened is this. Two weeks ago our unit which is very large started noticing that chocolate brownies were being left all over our workspaces. They all had a blue question mark on them in cake icing. The mystery brownies were left all over the place starting 2 weeks ago and continued until the middle of just this last week. 

Then late last week the mystery got solved. One of our 3 most senior officers for our large unit went out on social media to tell everyone to come to the main conference room at noon late last week to get the answers to the “question mark” chocolate brownies.

Some of us thought it was a reference to The Riddler from the Batman movies and others had different ideas. It was fun we thought. Then the fun stopped

Of course most everyone went to the large conference room at the appointed hour. Then “Major X” I will call him came in and said he and his wife had made and distributed the brownies. He got up in front of all of us and said that the “question mark” on the brownies was meant to primarily stimulate an answer rather than a question. The “answer” he said was “Jesus Christ” and the underlying “question” was “if you were to die today would you be in heaven with Jesus or burning in hell with Satan”.

My fellow service members and I were stunned into mostly silence and many started leaving the conference room in droves. Major X told us that he was with some group called “OCF” which we found out stands for the “Officers Christian Fellowship”. Some people stayed behind to talk further with him unfortunately. (Also it turned out that we had a foreign military delegation visiting our base from overseas and they had to wait out for Major X to get done proselytizing us lower ranking troops before they could begin to use the big conference room facilities which is seriously sketchy and messed up!) 

Mostly we were all shocked that this “Jesus or hell” shit was coming from one of our senior officer superiors. A few of us me included knew to call the MRFF and Mr. Weinstein. We called him late at night but he still answered his phone and got into action for us all right away.

Within 24 hours Major X had been called into see our Commander’s Commander whom Mr. Weinstein had had a long conversation with. There’s no secret about what happened next. Because Major X came back from getting his butt kicked by our Commander’s Commander and was publicly announcing to anybody within earshot that he was getting a Letter of Reprimand and that he did not deserve this. He complained that apparently it was fine to have a Black History Month and Pride Month for the LGBTQ but “just let a Christian try to celebrate his faith and watch him get crucified!”. Major X said he would "get a lawyer to fight this anti-Christian discrimination."

Everybody was stunned and didn't know how to react to this outburst? We had a Commander’s Call at the end of the week and our Commander made a special point to recite the regs which prohibit religious proselytizing as done by Major X. Major X did not come to the Commander’s Call which had never happened before. Guess we all know why.

Anyway we all thank Mr. Weinstein and the MRFF for handling this mess for us all and getting our chain of command to do the right thing. Major X has a lot of power in our unit and nobody wanted to try to stand up to him until the MRFF was called in and did it for us all. Major X has never been shy in the past about wearing his Christian beliefs on his sleeve to those of us lower in rank but what happened with these question mark chocolate brownies was a new low even for him. It was so wrong and hurtful.

Thank you Military Religious Freedom Foundation!
Don’t go away as we all may need you again real soon!

V/R

U.S. Military Junior Enlisted Member (name, rank, military specialty code, unit and installation all withheld)

The organization that the brownie-brandishing “witness bearing Christian” officer told the unit he was a part of — the Officers’ Christian Fellowship (OCF) — wasn’t familiar to the members of the unit, but was certainly familiar to us here at MRFF. This is an organization with chapters at virtually every military installation that thinks the real duty of our military’s officers is not to protect and defend the Constitution, but to raise up:

“a spiritually transformed military, with ambassadors for Christ in uniform, empowered by the Holy Spirit." 
Yes, that was actually the OCF’s official mission statement until it was quoted so often by MRFF founder and president Mikey Weinstein in interviews that they changed it to something less revealing of their true purpose.

To learn all about the OCF and its machinations to “permeate the ranks,” as one member described it — machinations which now apparently include the use of mysterious baked goods — see my 2011 piece on HuffPost, “A Spiritually Transformed Military with Ambassadors for Christ in Uniform.”
The brownie brandishing officer was promoting an organization that MRFF is all too familiar with —
the Officers' Christian Fellowship (OCF).
Read all about this military-wide proselytizing organization in the following MRFF exposé:
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