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Hello everyone, and welcome to the April edition! If you’re new here, Sparky is a 9-year-old beagle we adopted 8 years ago. Throughout those 8 years, Sparky has been up to all sorts of shenanigans and mischief.
These past couple of months have been a major turning point in Sparky’s life. He recently decided to retire, so he has been sleeping in a lot. Besides, of course, waking up for breakfast. While he may be retired, that has not stopped him from getting out to patrol the backyard. As the snow melted, he met back up with a lot of familiar foes. For example, the groundhog. After it made a brief appearance in our front yard as witnessed (loudly) from a living room window, Sparky has been on the prowl. He has run into some issues, though, such as not being able to fit into a groundhog hole, no matter how hard he tries. Nevertheless, he watches out every day. It seems Sparky’s retirement has yet to be fully realized by him.
Along with the snow melting, it has also become much warmer. Sparky is a fan of this since it means more time outside. It appears that he has rediscovered “sunbathing” as he often finds a patch of sunny grass to fall asleep on. He is really one with nature, so his outdoor naps are his favorite. Acknowledging that it does seem a little unprofessional to be napping while he’s supposedly “on the hunt” for groundhogs, this discrepancy doesn’t seem to bother him too much.
Sparky’s evenings have recently cleared up since my mom and I finally finished watching a long-running TV show, and he no longer needs to curl up in front of the TV to watch along with us. In this newfound free time, he has picked up philanthropy. He has begun digging a bunch of holes, presumably to plant trees. Fortunately, no one has suggested this to be thinly veiled groundhog reconnaissance, as I am sure that would hurt Sparky’s feelings. We should be confident that now that he has been blessed with retirement, he has simply decided to give back to the community, however he can.
Well, that’s all for now! Thanks for coming to this month's edition of Spark Bark. See you soon!
Editor’s note: Amelia started writing this column in middle school, but she will soon be leaving home for college. Therefore, June will be her last officially licensed Spark Bark. Be sure to tune in!
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