Dear Miss Cookie:
Why does we has to have rules? I like having a foster home and all -- food, people and a dog to play with, treats, food, water's good, food. Things was tough in the shelter. But why cantz me knock over trash cans and bark people out the window all day and steal packs of good things from the UPS guy and tear up some pillows? These are all recreational! What's up wif deez rules? I never poops on the couch. So I can does rules. But they is so many! I've been around and it seems different everywheres. (Are you singles? Just wondering . .)
Teddy the Fun Fellow
Dear Teddy: Lucky you! A Foster Home! They want you to learn many things so you can get your very own home forever! I know this is a little difficult to remember so many things.. You have to view this situation as first, you won the jackpot. You have a foster home. Not everyone gets one. And people feed you and play with you and I bet you get a very comfy bed to sleep in. They'll take care of you and teach you what they call "manners" so you never have to move again.
And all you have to do for all this love and care, is just a teensy-weensy little bit of stifling the urge to knock over trash cans for starters. I'm sure you don't have to go cold turkey (and I bet you get some cold turkey now and again) but try to crank it back to maybe just one trash can a week and then one trash can a month and then just one trash can when someone really forgot and stuffed it with good things. (Tell your mom they have trash cans with extra good lids on Amazon. Never mind. I'll call her.) Or once you are used to getting food every single day at the same time, you can forget the trash cans. The stuff in there is garbage! You have better than garbage now!
Tell your mom that Miss Cookie advises patience, extra walks and extra ball throwing and extra toys that you can tear all apart with no problems -- you're just a busy guy, Teddy! But living together is a bargain. We all have to give a little to get a little. And you now have people to show you the ropes! I know you have a great heart! I can just tell. You can be proud of your pooping manners - that's no small thing! People are really huge on that one. Good luck
Friendly Sniffs Only for you, Teddy. (But no dates.) -- Miss Cookie