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St. Joseph to the Rescue
By Betsy Potts
Ok, I am a Catholic. I know who St. Joseph is…the husband of Mary, foster father of Jesus, a carpenter.
I had also heard that he is a real estate agent, but these stories always made my head roll–or at least my eyes.
My story: We put up our home of 31 years for sale. We bought a house about 90 miles away. Two days after our move, our house fell out of escrow. YIKES!!
A few days after that, I drove up to an alum event at the Catholic school where I had worked for 42 years. Towards the end of the evening, a former student asked about our move. I told her my tale of woe. “Have you buried a statue of St. Joseph?” she asked. Well, admittedly some time ago I had heard that if you buried a statue of St. Joseph upside down on your property, your house would sell. But seriously?
Prior to that my only interaction with St. Joseph had been in the office of one of my principals where St. Joseph was sometimes being punished (well, his statue was). He would be turned to the wall. The only way Sister told me St. Joseph could get out of the corner was if I did such and such and so and so. Payment would be “a higher place in heaven.” I mean who wouldn’t want that? I always said yes.
So when the alum asked me if I had buried St. Joseph on my property, I was skeptical. But willing. She met me after Mass the following day and gave me two tiny plastic statues, plus a head of St. Joseph. Apparently, his head had fallen off at some point in his life and the rest of the statue could not be found.
Armed with the statues, another alum went with me to our now vacant house. She had been my former aide and one of the few people I know that would willingly kneel in the dirt on my behalf. She buried the detached head by the for-sale sign, a statue upside down in a planter and the other in the back yard. I drove back to my new home and waited.
The next day around noon, the realtor called. A bid on the house. Would we accept. YES!! When the house closed escrow recently, I sent my aide to retrieve the statues. However, she was unable to fine the lone head…I told her heads would roll—(I couldn’t help myself).
The house closed escrow last week. And St. Joseph, the realtor? I’m a believer. Besides the better part of him is still looking over things.
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