EE HOA, Green Valley, AZ

Monday Morning Memo

September 21, 2020                Esperanza Estates                    Green Valley, AZ
Mystery Spot in Esperanza Estates
Have you seen or heard this fellow in EE recently?
Photo by Hugh Rhine
WHAT'S UP THIS WEEK IN EE?
EEHOA BOARD MEETING
1:00 PM
MON
ONLINE 
WATER AEROBICS
8:30 AM
MON WED FRI
RAMADA POOL
PICKLEBALL GROUP PLAY
7:00-9:00 AM
EVERY DAY
PICKLEBALL COURTS
 NEWS
EE HOA Board Meeting Today
The EE Board of Directors will hold their monthly meeting Monday, September 21, 1 pm. The meeting will be held online using the Zoom meeting application. The meeting is open to all homeowners. You are welcome to join the Directors and attend the meeting online. The meeting room will open at 12:45 pm and initially you will be placed in a waiting room until the meeting starts at 1 pm. While in the online waiting room, you can check your audio, video, and microphone.  All attendees (except Directors) will have their microphones muted to begin the meeting.  Prior to any voting on motions before the Board, the homeowners will have an opportunity to ask questions or speak. The meeting may be joined on any smartphone, tablet, or computer by clicking on the link below.  No password is required, and no software or app has to be installed.  The meeting agenda is below.

Topic: EE HOA Board Meeting
Time: September 21, 2020, 1:00 pm Arizona Time
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Political Signs

We need to clarify one bit of information about political signs....Signs must be taken down within 3 days after the election (not 3 days "of" the election).  Sorry for the confusion.

GOOD TO KNOW
History of Early Green Valley
Source:  GVC Newsletter, September 17, 2020
Green Valley Radio, KGVY, will air "How Unique Is My Valley," by Thao Tiedt, President of the Green Valley Council, in a series of three Friday ½ hour presentations on the "Cracker Barrel" program. Beginning Friday, Oct. 2 and for the two weeks following, Oct. 9 and Oct. 16, at 11:30, you can hear the story of early Green Valley. Just tune into KGVY 1080 AM or 101.5 FM on those successive Fridays. Thao's presentation addresses the history of early Green Valley as learned through various resources including reading all issues of the GV News from 1964-1980. 
Voting Information from Green Valley Council
Source:  GVC Newsletter, September 17, 2020
VOTE SAFE INITIATIVE: Pima County and the Pima County Recorder's Office are launching a Vote Safe initiative to encourage everyone to vote by mail in order to slow the spread of COVID-19. Go to pima.gov/VoteSafe for information on how to register to vote, request a ballot by mail, check your registration and more. 
BALLOT DROP OFF LOCATION: Some of you would prefer to drop off your mail in ballot. The location for Green Valley will be Good Shepherd United Church of Christ, 17750 S. La Canada Drive, Sahuarita (on La Canada between Duval Mine Road and Sahuarita Road). To find out dates and times at which you can drop off your ballot, go to pima.gov and choose the Election Department. The information for the general election drop off dates is not yet available. 
Pima County to Open Free Flu Shot Clinic
Source: Pima County
Beginning September 21, 2020, Pima County and Passport Health will open a new semi-permanent flu shot clinic, located at 6383 E. 22nd St., Ste. 131.  "With the COVID-19 pandemic still very actively spreading in Pima County, it's crucial to get a flu shot before flu starts circulating widely," said Crystal Rambaud, RN, Health Department Vaccine Preventable Disease Program Manager. "Anybody over the age of 4 can get a free flu shot at this clinic, but we really want to see those most at risk of complications from the flu, especially elderly people, low-income people, and those who do not currently have health insurance," said Rambaud. "With COVID-19 potentially spiking again in the fall, we want everyone to get their flu shot, so the clinic will not turn anybody away."  While the location will accept anybody, pre-registration is strongly encouraged to reduce wait times and allow for physical distancing. Walk-ins are welcome, but will be encouraged to register on-site. The clinic will be open Monday through Sunday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. For more information about flu and to register for your free flu shot, please visit  pima.gov/flu. 
Have an Emergency? Now you can text 9-1-1
Source:  Pima County
Communications centers across Pima County have now integrated texting into their 9-1-1 answering system, allowing residents in need of emergency services to reach a dispatcher via text when calling is not an option. The texting option is particularly important to members of the deaf community.  Get the details from the Pima County Sheriff's Department.
FUNNY BONE
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Source: BizzaroComics
From Larry Ogren, EE Neighbor.....Thanks Larry!

Three scenarios...and 3 good solutions

                         
1. The Jewish Elbow
2. The Italian Grandfather
3.  The Irish Blonde
                        
1.  The Jewish Elbow                        
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? 
"What . . . .  You're coming empty handed?"

2.  Wise Italian Grandfather
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna comea home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man." 
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up!'"


3.  Irish Blonde
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"  She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.  Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Please share your jokes....Judy Hayes at jkhayes70@gmail.com.  
Let's keep Esperanza Estates laughing!!
The Mystery Spot location is in EE, in a tree along the wash.  These owls hang out wherever they want!
EE HOA BOARD OF DIRECTORS AGENDA FOR SEPEMBERT 21, 2020
Quorum Determination
Approval of Minutes
Treasurer's Report 

Committee Reports "short summary of events since last meeting":

Finance Review

Architectural Control

Capital Projects

Common Area Maintenance

Gardeners

Green Valley Council

Recreational Facilities

Neighborhood Relations

Hospitality

Neighborhood Watch

Enhancement Team

Old Business:
  • Neighborhood Relations (West of Portillo)
New Business:
  • Budget preparation plans
Adjournment
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