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Monday Morning Memo
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May 31, 2021 Esperanza Estates Green Valley, AZ
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WHAT'S UP THIS WEEK IN EE?
| MEMORIAL DAY HAPPY HOUR | 4:00 PM |
MONDAY
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RAMADA
| | WATER AEROBICS | 8:30 AM | MON, WED, FRI | POOL | |
BEGINNERS PICKLEBALL
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9:00 AM
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TUES & THURS
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PICKLEBALL COURTS
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PICKLEBALL GROUP PLAY
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7:00 AM
| EVERY DAY | PICKLEBALL COURTS |
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Wishing You a Beautiful Memorial Day
In Honor of Those Who Died While Serving
in the Military and Protecting Our Country
Thank You For Our Freedom
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Let's Have a Memorial Day Happy Hour! 
When - Memorial Day, May 31 What time - 4 pm
Where - Esperanza Estates Ramada
It will be a "No Host"gathering....
- Bring your own drinks
- If you'd like, bring an appetizer to share
- Bring your own eating utensils, paper plates, etc.
- After, everyone helps clean up the Ramada
- Most important, have a great time!!
We'll observe the currently recommended Covid protocol for outdoor gatherings. If you are vaccinated, you don't have to mask or social distance, unless you have underlying conditions, then do what's right for you. It's recommended that non-vaccinated people continue to observe masking and social distancing.
Look forward to seeing you!! |
Pickleball
From Kevin Welsh Pickleball play starts at 7 am each day, and all levels of players are welcome to play at that time. Even if you are a Beginner, you are welcome to join in the play early. |
New Fan Blades
From Tom Cooke  Kudos to our work party who changed out all of the fan blades in our 14 Ramada ceiling fans. They are Gary Rautio, Ken Lindeman, Doug Syme, Steve and Cyndie Alto, and Kevin Welsh. The blades had become heat damaged over the years since their installation and had lost their efficiency. Thanks for your great work! |
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Freddie Montiel Gets a Hole in One
- Freddie Montiel was a full-time mantainance man for Esperanza Estates for over 20 years. Since his retirement, Freddie has continued to live in the Green Valley area and has continued to play golf. Now 87, Freddie got his fifth hole-in-one in April at Conoa Ranch Golf Club. You can read about it in the Green Valley News here. (Thanks to Pat Sharpe for the info).
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I-19 Ranked the Ninth Deadliest Road in America
Using data from the Fatal Analysis Reporting System and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, a new report from Teletrac Navman ranked the I-19 as the ninth deadliest road in America.
The ranking is based on the number of traffic fatalities between 2016 and 2019 compared to the length of the road. The I-19 is only 63 miles long, the shortest road in the top 10, and there were 40 fatalities during the study period.
It's a newcomer in the top 10, and it joins the I-17 in Flagstaff, AZ (#4) and the I-4 in Tampa, FL (#1).
The most common harmful events on the I-19, in order, were rollovers, collisions with cars that were being transported or parked on the side of the road and hitting embankments.
The most common time for accidents was between midnight and 1 a.m.
For an infographic listing the top 25 deadliest roads, click here.
Do you feel safe driving on the I-19? What do you think of the rating? Also, please drive safely everyone!
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Groaners
- What did the guy say to the man who stole his milk? How dare he. Say "dare he" fast and you will get it.
- What did the buffalo say to his son who went off to school? Bi son.
- What do you get when you cross a ninja with a squid? Disappearing ink.
Thanks neighbor Al Prato
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Source: Wright Ranch Rescue
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Thanks neighbor Jeff Ries
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Thanks neighbor Andy Kramek
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Foolishness
Thanks neighbor Barbara Stockwell
A farmer walked into a hardware store and while purchasing some tools was asked by the proprietor if he would like to buy a bicycle. "You won't have to always keep a bicycle in feed," said the storekeep, "and you an ride around your farm on it. They're getting cheaper now, and I can let you have one for 35 dollars." "I'd rather put the 35 dollars into a cow," said the farmer. "Well," said the hardware man sarcastically, "you'd look almighty foolish riding around your farm on a cow, now wouldn't you?" "No more foolish, I guess," said the farmer, "than I would milking a bicycle."
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Please share your jokes....Judy Hayes at jkhayes70@gmail.com.
Let's keep Esperanza Estates laughing!!
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