I just read a book on marriage that says treat your wife like you treated her on the first date.
So after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parent's house.
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my i Pad."
I can tell you this...that fly never knew what hit him!
Me: Alexa what's the weather this weekend?
Alexa: Doesn't matter, you ain't goin' anywhere.
Everyone please be careful tonight, there is a checkpoint at the corner of Kitchen and Hallway....Be Safe!
Job Title: Burglar
Reason For Lay-off: Everyone is home
What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don't even know where Little Debbie lives!