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Monday Morning Memo
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July 19, 2021 Esperanza Estates Green Valley, AZ
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WHAT'S UP THIS WEEK IN EE?
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WATER AEROBICS
| 8:30 AM | MON, WED, FRI | POOL | |
PICKLEBALL GROUP PLAY
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7:00 AM
| EVERY DAY | PICKLEBALL COURTS | | HAPPY HOUR | 4:00 PM | FRIDAY | RAMADA |
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Source: The World of Calvin and Hobbs
We Don't Need No Stinkin' Umbrella....
We Love The Rain!!!
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Friday Happy Hour, 7/23, 4 pm
No-host Happy Hour is this Friday, July 23, 4 pm at the Ramada. Everyone brings their own drinks and tableware. If you'd like to, bring an appetizer to share. We eat, drink, be merry, and then everyone helps straighten up the Ramada. It looks like there is more monsoon activity forecasted for next week to keep temps cooler. Hope you can join in!
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Mice Under Your Pavers
Last week we asked if anyone had advice about preventing mice under pavers. Here's s what Tudor McCook commented:
Just a thought for your mouse problem:
For ANTs in our patio and garden, I put our daily coffee grounds on the hole. They hate it and they MOVE away that day. I'll bet that would work for mice too.
If you can find a hole or point of entry, stuff it with a wad of rough steel wool. They will NOT chew through that, guaranteed.
Steel wool sounds like it might do the trick. Thanks Tudor!
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Food Donations
Thanks to everyone who has contributed food to our Ramada food pantry box. Just a reminder... we can use only non-perishable food (such as cans or packaged dried food)....please no perishable or fresh food. We have to dispose of anything perishable. As you can imagine, perishable food spoils very quickly.
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Unapproved Dumping 
From Dave Sielken, HOA President
Sadly, we're having a problem with folks adding excess personal trash to the trash at the Ramada. Adding personal trash to the HOA's weekly collection is not allowed. The foam mattress padding added to Thursday's collection in this picture is a recent example. If you have a special need, please reach out. Please don't jeopardize our relationship/deal with Titan.
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Parking RV's, Boats, and Trailers
From Dave Sielken, EEHOA President
Last week it was mentioned in the MMM that parking RV's, boats, and trailers is limited to only 48 hours on the street of Esperanza Estates. I would add one supplement about parking, as I think that some people are not aware of the additional limit to the number of 'visits'. 9.2.1 of the CCRs, as amended in 2013, states that these 'brief stops' of 48 hours max can only be allowed 4 times in any calendar quarter and total no more than 8 times per calendar year. In addition, moving the vehicle/trailer to another spot does not constitute removing the vehicle and does not extend the 48 hour limit.
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MMM Schedule
For the remainder of July, August, and the first half of September, the MMM will be published only every-other-week. Typically, life is pretty slow in EE during the summer. After today's issue, the next MMM will be published on August 2. We will resume weekly MMM editions after Labor Day on Monday, September 13. In the meantime, we'll send out e-blast emails, if anything comes up that needs immediate communication. |
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Old Farmers Almanac Forecast
Source: 2021 Old Farmer's Almanac
Remember the Old Farmer's Almanac? Many people used to swear by the Farmer's Almanac forecasts. A friend on a ranch in Nebraska still does, and who watches the weather more closely than ranchers and farmers? Here's what it says for the Green Valley area for July and August this year (note: long range forecasts are regional, not city-specific.) Looks like it's in the ball park for July so far.....
JULY 2021 LONG RANGE WEATHER FORECAST FOR DESERT SOUTHWEST
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| Jul 1-10 | A few t-storms, turning cooler |
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| Jul 11-16 | T-storms east, sunny west; warm |
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| Jul 17-24 | A few t-storms, warm |
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| Jul 25-31 | Isolated t-storms, warm |
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| July | temperature 84° (3° below avg.)
precipitation 2" (0.5" above avg.) |
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AUGUST 2021 LONG RANGE WEATHER FORECAST FOR DESERT SOUTHWEST| Dates | Weather Conditions |
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| Aug 1-6 | A few t-storms east, sunny west; warm |
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| Aug 7-13 | Isolated t-storms east, sunny west; cool |
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| Aug 14-23 | Isolated t-storms, cool east; sunny, hot west |
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| Aug 24-31 | Scattered t-storms; hot, then cooler |
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| August | temperature 84° (1° below avg.)
precipitation 1" (1" below avg. east, avg. west)
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Groaners...
Thanks Al Prato...
- I didn't want to believe that he was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
- How did the buffaloes settle their argument? They let bisons be bisons!Why did the boy gobble up his homework? He was told it was a piece of cake!!
- Why did the Whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!!
- Last night I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a Sandy beach.... At least that explains the footprints I found in the litter box this morning!!
- What does Frankenstein drive? A monster truck!!
- What is the opposite of irony? Wrinkly!!
- What do you get when you cross a shark and a cow? I don't know but I wouldn't try milking it!!
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Source: Home Grown Puns
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Source: Unknown
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Source: Peanuts and Friends
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Source: Joke of the Day
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Thanks neighbor Andy Kramek
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Please share your jokes....Judy Hayes at jkhayes70@gmail.com.
Let's keep Esperanza Estates laughing!!
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