EE HOA, Green Valley, AZ

Monday Morning Memo

July 13, 2020                Esperanza Estates                    Green Valley, AZ
Roadrunners need to chill too!
Thanks Linda Welsh! 


WHAT'S UP THIS WEEK IN EE?
WATER AEROBICS
8:30 AM
MON WED FRI
RAMADA POOL
PICKLEBALL GROUP PLAY
7:00-9:00 AM
EVERY DAY
PICKLEBALL COURTS










NEWS
EE Book Club
The book selection to be reading this Summer is  Every  Note Played by Lisa Genova. The group will discuss it at the first meeting in the Fall, September 8. That's a tentative date, due to the uncertainty with the coronavirus it may be moved to October 13. Linda Sielken will let everyone know closer to that time.  At that time the group will collect book suggestions.  Everyone in EE is welcome to participate in the Book Club.  Linda comments, " I've been reading like crazy and putting books on hold at the library, and, of course, they all came in at once . My favorite so far has been Evvue Drake Starts Over by Linda Holmes. This is a delightful story, and has a happy ending!  Also, if you like crime, police, mystery etc, then anything by Karin Slaughter is good."   Please call Linda with questions at 908-340-1887.  Happy reading!
Tucson Sewer Services
As of  June 17, Tucson Utilities (our sewer service) has a new payment system which requires all  current AutoPay and eBill/paperless customers to create an account in the new system in order to continue automatic payments and/or access their bill electronically.   If you have been paying your sewer bill online, or using Tucson AutoPay, you will need to set up a new account in the new system.  Click here to read the announcement from Tucson Utility Service.
Pima County Will Host Free COVID-19 Testing Center at Kino Event Center
The Pima County Health Department and Paradigm Laboratories will begin free COVID-19 tests Monday, July 13 at the Kino Event Center, 2805 E. Ajo Way. Testing will be by appointment only.  To register for a test, the public can go to pima.gov/covid19testing and click on the Schedule My Test link, or they can also call 800-369-3584 to schedule an appointment. No walk-in tests will be conducted, people must have an appointment. The Testing Center will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m, Monday through Saturday. Testing will continue at the Center until it is no longer needed to control the pandemic.
Click here for more information.
Source:  Pima County Health Department
Letter from AHA, AMA, and ANA About COVID-19
The Green Valley Council shared this letter encouraging everyone to take precautions to prevent COVID-19.

FUNNY BONE
MURPHY'S 13 OTHER LAWS
1) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4) A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6)Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9) It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10) If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11) The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12) Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13) Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Source:  Larry Ogren, EE Neighbor
Please share your jokes....Judy Hayes at jkhayes70@gmail.com.  
Let's keep Esperanza Estates laughing!!
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