Al's Jokes
Thanks Neighbor Al Prado
I never thought orthopedic shoes would really work for me.
But I stand corrected.
Once upon a time there was a king who was only 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king but he made a great ruler.
A Spanish magician said he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says: "Uno, dos..." Poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
My son was chewing on electric cords, so I had to ground him.
It's OK, though. He's doing better and conducting himself properly.
"Doctor, my child swallowed a roll of film. What should I do?"
"Let's wait and see if anything develops."
Got drunk yesterday and threw up in the elevator on my way back home.
It was disgusting on so many levels.
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said: "Sure. Knock yourself out!"
The Lord said to John, "Come forth and ye shall receive eternal life,"
But John came fifth and got a toaster instead.
AND FINALLY...
I have 2 unwritten rules.....
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