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 News Briefing - May 13, 2022

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Feds and media ignoring doubling of mortality among young and middle-aged adults in latest data


Something is killing off large numbers of 25- to 54-year-olds in the United States, and the powers that be in government and the media are pretending it is not happening.  There is no visible effort to study the alarming statistics gathered by actuaries for the life insurance industry, which keeps track of deaths because they directly impact their bottom line through claims from the insured.

Aaron Kheriaty, M.D. spotted the alarming table below on page 23 of a report from the Society of Actuaries Research Institute (hat tip: Mark Wauck, Meaning in History):


Deaths among the young to middle-aged are double what they normally would be in  the third quarter of 2021, the latest period for which data are available.  And they aren't primarily due to COVID, for this group is not particularly vulnerable.

Dr. Kheriaty writes:


"They can't hide the bodies. Excess mortality by age in quarter three of 2021 from life insurance claims data. Our public health establishment is entirely ignoring this disaster. These younger people did not die of Covid."

City limits how long a dog can bark



Aurora, IL, has approved a new "excessive noise" law. If a dog barks for more than 15 minutes at a time between 7 a.m. and 10 p.m. the owner could get a $100 ticket.


Neighbors would need to make recordings or find multiple witnesses to report a violation.

The city is also limiting how many cats or dogs a household can have as pets at one time.


The new law limits a family to have 4 pets and only 2 of one type without approval from the city's animal control agency. Ferret, rabbits, guinea pigs, and hamsters fall under the same rules.

Biden’s Plan to Enable Everyone in the World to Apply for Asylum in the U.S.


I recently explained that the Biden administration — in a break with every previous one — no longer has a policy of deterring illegal entrants. That, coupled with the president’s policy of ignoring statutory mandates directing the detention of illegal migrants, has triggered the biggest border catastrophe in U.S. history. The scope of that catastrophe is overwhelming, but it will become much worse once the administration follows through on its plan to enable everyone in the world to apply for asylum in the United States.


The Deterrence Shift. My analysis of the Biden administration’s shift of U.S. border policy away from a deterrence strategy omitted one key piece of evidence: Statements made by DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas on Fox News Sunday on May 1.

Host Bret Baier asked Mayorkas whether it is “the objective of the Biden administration to reduce, sharply reduce the total number of illegal immigrants coming across the southern border? Is that the objective?”


Mayorkas responded: “It is the objective of the Biden administration to make sure that we have safe, orderly, and legal pathways for individuals to be able to access our legal system.” I will return to that latter point in a moment, but there is no clearer evidence that deterring illegal migrants is off the table as border policy in this administration.

“Orderly, Legal Pathways for People to Obtain Relief”. Seemingly contradicting himself, however, the secretary next contended: “We are against irregular migration. .....

The Supreme Court and the Migrant Protection Protocols, Part 1


The image at right is a C-Span screen shot of First Lady Barbara Bush accepting a delivery of broccoli from the United Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Association in an attempt to make amends after President George H.W. Bush had declared:

I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m president of the United States, and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli!


A decade earlier during the Reagan administration, a huge controversy arose following the Department of Agriculture’s issuance of a federal school lunch program regulation defining ketchup as a vegetable. Well, not exactly:


James Johnson, an aide to [Reagan’s Agriculture Secretary John] Block, later defended the regulations: "There was a great misunderstanding in the land as to how these regulations are viewed. I think it would be a mistake to say that ketchup per se was classified as a vegetable. ... Ketchup in combination with other things was classified as a vegetable." What other things? he was asked. "French fries or hamburgers," he replied.


Sounds like an alchemist transmuting lead into gold! Not even Republican Sen. John Heinz, whose family owns the H.J. Heinz Co., was convinced:

Ketchup is a condiment. This is one of the most ridiculous regulations I ever heard of, and I suppose I need not add that I know something about ketchup and relish — or did at one time.


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Central Bank Digital Currencies: Say Goodbye to Financial Privacy


In a new study carried out by the Bank of International Settlements (BIS), the central bankers’ central bank headquartered in Basel, Switzerland, an overwhelming majority of the world’s central banks indicated interest in developing Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs). CBCS are now being promoted by governments and banks as an alternative to the burgeoning international market in private digital currencies such as Bitcoin and Ethereum, as well as the even-newer “stablecoins,” i.e., private digital currencies tied to some commodity or national currency in order to provide additional stability. The enormous popularity of private digital currencies in recent years stems from their ability to completely evade government tracking measures; Bitcoin and other digital currencies have proven extremely helpful in moving money around the world outside the scrutiny of both government and banking authorities.


In response, a number of countries have begun developing digital versions of their own national currencies, with China’s advanced digital yuan project already in the beta testing stage in some parts of China. China’s motivation, of course, is to completely replace traditional currency with digital currency, thereby stripping away from Chinese citizens every last vestige of financial privacy. Under China’s coming digital-currency regime, every single transaction, domestic and international, will be tracked by government authorities, and no one will be able to move money inside or out of China anonymously.

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Prosecutors Pursue Inquiry Into Trump's Handling of Classified Material


Investigators have begun conducting interviews, and a federal grand jury has issued a subpoena, as part of the Justice Department’s probe into how 15 boxes of government documents — some marked classified — made their way to President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence, people familiar with the matter said. 


 The subpoena and interviews are signs that the Justice Department investigation, which was first reported by The Washington Post last month, is moving forward, with potential legal or political consequences for Trump or others involved in the handling of the government materials.


One person familiar with the matter, who like the others spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation, said investigators had quizzed some former Trump White House aides about the boxes and how they were prepared; another person said investigators were still making interview requests of those involved. The subpoena was issued to the National Archives and Records Administration, a third person familiar with the matter said.


Mishandling classified materials is a federal crime, though substantiating charges in such cases can be difficult. The FBI often investigates to determine who might have seen sensitive government information, and prevent it from spreading further. 


A Justice Department spokesman declined to comment. 

The 90+ Federal "Equity" Plans Taxpayers Are Now Funding


Under the Biden administration, more than 90 federal agencies have pledged their commitment to equity by adopting action plans that put gender, race and other such factors at the center of their governmental missions.

The Equity Action Plans, which have received little notice since they were posted online last month following a document request from RealClearInvestigations, represent a “whole of government” fight against “entrenched disparities” and the “unbearable human costs of systemic racism.”

The equity blueprints show that:

  • The U.S. State Department is keen on exporting American-style gender and race consciousness into foreign diplomacy and across the globe. Citing “identity” and “intersections of marginalization” as focal points, State Department officials acknowledge that promoting these Western concepts in foreign lands may clash with “societal norms” and elicit an “unwillingness to cede power by dominant groups.”


The Triumphant Trifecta: Tucker, Trump, DeSantis


Tucker, President Trump, and Governor Ron DeSantis are the three — the troika of leadership for the MAGA and America First movement.


You can tell that this is true by the way the enemies of MAGA and America First — the Progressives, the globalists, the Deep State — have already begun to fire on these three warriors. The Patriot movement loves Tucker, Trump, and DeSantis because of the enemies they have made.


Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney — these people will be in no way the future leaders of the Republican Party. The base and grassroots of the party will not accept their leadership or adhere to their motivations. They are done. Over.


MAGA and America First need warriors and leaders who are not afraid and who do not get cowed by the BLM and Antifa mobs. In this battle for the soul of America's future, in these foxholes of our culture wars, most Republicans want to be fighting with a real fighter, a true believer of the cause, who does not flinch. And that is Tucker, Trump, and DeSantis.  

'Win Without Fighting': The Chinese Communist Party's Political and Institutional Warfare Against the Wes


When compared to Western forms of diplomatic conversation and strategic discussion, phrases emanating from Beijing and the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) can appear peculiar, platitudinous, and so ambiguous as to be devoid of practical content. China’s paramount leader Xi Jinping speaks frequently about a ‘community of shared future,’ a ‘common destiny for mankind’ as part of his ‘China dream,’ or of his country’s ‘rejuvenation.’ He promises to pursue and achieve a ‘new type of great-power relations’ with the United States that will ‘expand the converging interests of all and build a big global family of harmony and cooperation.’


Yielding to the temptation to dismiss these phrases as glib and meaningless or as empty promises to the world would be a serious mistake. Emerging as the victorious side after the world was reshaped in the aftermath of the Second World War, and, more recently, the formal end of the Cold War, the United States and its allies have generally enjoyed dominance in all forms of power. The challenge and threat of China is largely understood in the context of its increase in material power, ....

How Yoga lost its zen


The bar for doing a yoga practice couldn’t be any lower: all you need is a mat and a body, although even the mat is optional. You don’t have to be flexible. You don’t have to be strong. You don’t have to do a single thing — as we yoga teachers are fond of saying at the start of classes — except be present, and breathe.


As fitness goes, then, yoga has always been among the most accessible forms of exercise. Yet the community surrounding the practice is paradoxically plagued by anxiety about access, led by critics who are less interested in doing yoga than in obsessing about everything that yoga does wrong.


The online communities where yoga instructors gather are some of the messiest and most judgmental environments on the internet

More than $200 billion erased from entire crypto market in a day 


Bitcoin fell below $26,000 for the first time in 16 months, amid a broader sell-off in cryptocurrencies that erased more than $200 billion from the entire market in a single day.

The price of bitcoin plunged as low as $25,401.29 on Thursday, according to Coin Metrics. That marks the first time the cryptocurrency has sunk below the $27,000 level since Dec. 26, 2020.


Bitcoin has since pared its losses and was last trading at $28,569.25, down 2.9%.

Ether, the second-biggest digital currency, tanked to as low as $1,704.05 per coin. It’s the first time the token has fallen beneath the $2,000 mark since June 2021. Ether was last down 8.8% at a price of $1,937.88.

 


Goodbye Jen Psaki: no one condescends quite like you 


So long Jen Psaki! As White House press secretary, you were indeed very informative: every day you provided an example of how today’s Democratic Party turns normie soccer moms from Greenwich into reality-denying attack machines sputtering insults and cheering on lawbreakers because they can’t face up to the unpopularity of the far-left agenda.


As blathering Joe Biden retreated into the background and suggested to the world that America was in the hands of a man who should be shuffling around Sunset Acres in a bathrobe, Psaki became the face of an administration that is determined to head into the midterms like Thelma and Louise. “We’ll show those bastards! Let’s drive off a cliff!” is the animating principle of the Democratic Party.  

COVID FILE


BREAKING: Louisiana Supreme Court Sides with Pastor Tony Spell – Agrees that COVID Orders Violated His Freedom of Religion – All Charges Dropped (VIDEO)


Fauci/NIH Secretly Paid $350 Million In Royalties and Removed COVID19 Genome Sequencing Records


Everything you need to know about the World Health Organization’s Orwellian Pandemic Treaty


Michele Bachmann warns Biden maneuvering to cede US health prerogatives to World Health Organization


COVID Cronyism: How Government-Business Ties Shaped the Pandemic Response


Parents protesting school COVID policies faced 'dozens' of FBI investigations: GOP lawmakers  


Nearly Every Facet of This “Pandemic” is Created, Spread, and Made More Deadly by The People Who Claim They Are “Experts”  


Experts perplexed over number of people getting long COVID

White House COVID coordinator: US ‘vulnerable’ to coronavirus without new shots


Study: More than half of early COVID patients at one hospital had symptoms two years later


Two States To Make Ivermectin OTC, Dozens More Move To Protect Access


Tesla Shanghai’s Exports Dropped to Zero Under China’s ‘Zero-Covid’ Policy


CDC: No Documents Supporting Claim Vaccines Don’t Cause Variants



HUNTER BIDEN FILE


The Biden Laptop Scandal & the Minister of Untruth


CROSSFIRE HURRICANE


Durham's Case Against Sussmann Unravels Russia Hoax


The Steele Dossier: Pure Democratic Farce


Ex-Clinton lawyer Sussmann tries to block

witness who could debunk Trump-Russia link


Court Agrees To Let Spygate Cabal Hide Some Of Their Emails From The Grand Jury


Fusion GPS must hand over docs to Durham, but he can’t use them at trial


Newly Released FBI Notes Expose Their Own Lies and Conspiracy Against Trump


Research Firm That Helped Clinton Campaign Must Give Emails to John Durham


Durham Says FBI, Intelligence Agencies Slowly Producing Classified Materials


Former Clinton Lawyer: FBI Official’s Notes Undercut John Durham’s Case


Judge Spares Clinton Campaign in Ruling Against John Durham’s Team



UKRAINE FILE


The Memo: Peace in Ukraine? Not anytime soon, experts say 

 

Whatever comes next, the war in Ukraine will be a net loss for Russia   


There’s no oversight of billions in Ukraine aid — we need fiscal watchdogs


Russia Withdrawing Troops From Ukraine After ‘Heavy Losses,’


Access to abortions needed for Ukrainian

refugees in Poland, UNHCR says


Russia’s Wounded Pride and Ingrained Paranoia


Hmmm: Russians connect with Pentagon for first time since Ukraine invasion 


Are We Informationally Disadvantaged? The Realities of Information War in Ukraine 

The war in Ukraine stands out as the classic David and Goliath story between the larger, more powerful Russia and the smaller, more agile Ukraine. It is a tale of how Ukraine wielding the West’s spigot of truth, a deluge of TikTok videos, a band of Eastern European Elves, and Elon Musk’s satellite constellation, converged information power to challenge Russia’s firehose of falsehoods.


Historians will study this conflict for years to come, and the information lessons are critical, especially to the US Army as it develops its emerging information advantage concept.

Since the first mention of information advantage in the Joint Concept for Operations in the Information Environment in 2018, the Army struggled to understand what achieving information advantage really means.  



This unsettling Army recruitment video is a master class in psychological warfare


Kudos to 4th PSYOP Group. Whenever anyone asks me what is PSYOP I will be showing this video from now on. This is very well done though I know it will generate a lot of controversy. This illustrates irregular war thinking* better than anything else I have seen in recent years. I will be linking this video in every future paper I write on irregular, unconventional, and political warfare.



*What is “Irregular warfare thinking?” It is thinking about the human element in the full spectrum of competition and conflict up to and including conventional and nuclear war. It includes but is not limited to all aspects of lawlessness, subversion, insurgency, terrorism, political resistance, non-violent resistance, political violence, urban operations, stability operations, post-conflict operations, cyber operations, operations in the information environment (e.g., strategic influence through information advantage, information and influence activities, public diplomacy, psychological operations, military information support operations, public affairs), working through, with and by indigenous forces and populations, irregular warfare, political warfare, economic warfare, alliances, diplomacy, and statecraft in all regions of the world.....  


All the world's a stage. 

VIDEOS

A Picture of the Milky Way's Supermassive Black Hole


Katie Pavlich: There’s a big government scandal brewing here FOX

INSANE Leftist Theories Explained, and How to Fight Back Against Woke Ideology Andrew Klavan

Biden administration truly a total dumpster fire: Rep. Cammack  FOX

Economic Freedom vs. Personal Freedom  Mises

 

Proof that head of Biden’s disinfo board is out of her gourd: Gutfeld

Thought & Opinion

“Ed is sustained and motivated by reason, feeling, and intellect. He is also inspired by a Higher Power. History is replete with the notables who stood/stand alone! You are in good company.” – Wayne Wickizer

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Fauci’s Deadly COVID-19 Disinfo Had Devastating Effects


Fauci lied; people died.


Yet, on Saturday, that didn’t stop the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases from giving the commencement address at the University of Michigan. During the nearly 15-minute address, Dr. Anthony Fauci had the audacity to warn students against the “normalization of untruths” that spread during the two-plus-year COVID-19 pandemic — despite the fact that he’s been one of the biggest purveyors of lies and misinformation, which have caused irreparable harm for many who relied on his advice throughout the ongoing public health crisis.


Start with reports that, at the outset of the pandemic, Fauci hid the truth from us, former President Donald Trump and the world about the origins of the coronavirus. Early on in 2020, Fauci was informed by top scientists the virus was most likely engineered. “‘I really can’t think of a plausible natural scenario where you get from the bat virus … to nCoV where you insert exactly four amino acids 12 nucleotide that all have to be added at the exact same time to gain this function,’ Dr. Robert Garry from Tulane’s School of Medicine said, according to notes from a February 2020 meeting released by House Republicans,” reported Fox News.


“On Jan. 31, Dr. Kristian Andersen, a noted virologist at the Scripps Lab, privately told Fauci that after discussion with his colleagues some of COVID-19’s features look possibly engineered and the ‘genome is inconsistent with expectations from evolutionary theory,” according to Fox. Yet instead of telling us the truth about its origins, we were fed lies and propaganda by Team Fauci, who promulgated the narrative it developed naturally in a wet market.



Prepare for the disappearance of Russia


It’s 1991 again and, now as then, Western policymakers and analysts are terrified of confronting the two big “what if” questions raised by Russian President Vladimir Putin’s calamitous war with Ukraine: What if the Russian Federation is following in the Soviet Union’s footsteps and is on the verge of collapse? What if, once again, the process is driven by internal factors and there’s nothing we can do about it?


The Soviet collapse was both a surprise and an annoyance for much of the West. Few government leaders expected a superpower to disappear overnight and even fewer greeted the prospect with enthusiasm. President George H. W. Bush’s infamous “Chicken Kiev” speech, in which he warned Ukrainians against pursuing “suicidal nationalism” and thereby risking undermining the Soviet state, became emblematic of Western fears of a Soviet collapse. The speech was also testimony to the belief that Western policy could prevent such an outcome.


Why We Are Who We Are


And all must love the human form,

In heathen, Turk, or Jew;

Where Mercy, Love, and Pity dwell

There God is dwelling too.


Poet William Blake’s “Mercy, Love, and Pity” seem in short supply today. Visit social media, read blogs and online commentaries—including some of my own—and mercy, love, and pity seem as absent as President Biden’s cognitive powers. (There: You see what I mean?)


For well over a millennium, the Christian faith promoted these and other virtues. In point of fact, the institutions founded by Christians which helped form and build Western culture—hospitals, colleges, schools, and charities—embodied these ideals in brick-and-mortar. Eventually, Christianity helped abolish slavery, promoted equality, supported the arts and early scientific endeavors, and despite what so many critics claim, often acted as a protector and advocate for women.


Education

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Never Too Young to Learn Responsibility


If we’re serious about returning common sense to America, then we must move beyond these busybodies (and our own fears) and start encouraging a society where children are given more responsibility and independence at younger ages.


How young is too young for a child to be running errands? That question is prompted in large part by the Netflix show Old Enough!, which features Japanese preschoolers running errands for their parents.


The show appears to be raising American interest judging from the many articles written about it. Two of these articles, both from NPR, caught my eye. The first was written by a mother who started sending her four-year-old on errands in hopes that the added responsibility would put a stop to the mischief her daughter was getting into. (It worked.) The second article featured reader responses to the first article, running the gamut from parents who had succeeded in similar ventures to those who couldn’t imagine leaving their kids alone. Both articles feature a disclaimer from NPR warning that in some localities, allowing children to “run errands or go places without adult supervision may violate local laws.”


That disclaimer likely applies to most of America; many of us would be aghast at the idea of letting a 10-year-old—much less a three-year-old—run an errand or do a job for us.  ....


Why My Local School Called Security on Me


That disclaimer likely applies to most of America; many of us would be aghast at the idea of letting a 10-year-old—much less a three-year-old—run an errand or do a job for us. But given that other nations seem to allow their children to navigate responsibility at a very young age, one has to wonder what our hesitancy is.


Where along the way did Americans lose their independent spirit and start to coddle their young even into adulthood, denying them the opportunity to grow and work and be responsible? One answer to that question lies in the progressivist mentality that has permeated our education system, particularly through children’s books.

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Idaho school board votes to remove 22 books 'forever' from school libraries 


NAMPA — The Nampa School Board voted Monday night to remove 22 books permanently from the district’s libraries.


The 22 challenged books were brought to the attention of the district and board for allegedly containing “pornography,” according to a board meeting document.


Committees composed of staff and parents were in the process of conducting a review of the books in question, but the vote effectively ends that. However, trustees expressed interest in crafting a formal process for reviewing challenged books in the future.


During a January school board meeting, a parent raised concerns during public comment about a book, said Kathleen Tuck, communications director for the district. Books that parents or community members bring to the attention of the board for allegedly questionable content are known as “challenged books.” Subsequently, the board received emails from other parents questioning the sexual content and suitability of additional books available in the district’s libraries, bringing the total to 22 titles. (The list is 24 books long, but one book was removed from library shelves prior to being challenged, while another is in the list twice.)


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Trans Kids’: Planned Parenthood’s New Revenue Stream


The leading abortion mill is aggressively expanding its business by building a “transgender” pipeline from schools to its clinics.

 

Last year, we noted that America’s number one abortion provider, Planned Parenthood, was actively seeking to expand its business beyond being a mere abortion mill by also including gender transitioning service. Thanks to reporting from Abigail Shrier, it was exposed that Planned Parenthood was handing out cross-sex hormones to teenagers like they were candy.

The obvious implications are that Planned Parenthood is developing a new and potentially bigger revenue stream than it gets from providing abortions. As a Planned Parenthood clinic employee observed, “Trans identifying kids are cash cows, and they are kept on the hook for the foreseeable future in terms of follow-up appointments, bloodwork, meetings, etc., whereas abortions are (hopefully) a one-and-done situation.”


In order for Planned Parenthood’s latest venture to turn into a growing revenue stream, the organization has invested heavily in school programs. It’s an obvious effort to groom or indoctrinate children into not only accepting but embracing gender confusion.

Through the development of so-called “well-being centers,” Planned Parenthood has been aggressively working with schools to create sex-ed programs that affirm “transgender” ideology.  



Fury as Colorado teacher invites schoolgirl, 12, to after-school arts club that was actually a meeting about trans and queer

identity: Kids were asked who they were sexually attracted to and told that it's ok to LIE to your parents


Say What? Wisconsin Woke school district files sexual harassment charges against 3 middle school students for pronouns


Illinois Will Stop Helping Cities Collect Some School Ticket Debt From Students


FBI opened multiple investigations into

protesting parents, GOP lawmakers say


House Republicans Say They've Uncovered a 'Smoking Gun' Relating to FBI's Investigations of Concerned Parents 


Parents Uncover Documents Exposing Secret ‘Gender & Sexuality Alliance’ Club at Pennsylvania Middle School

Fisher-Price Releases Drag Queen Set for Preschoolers    


Texas parents can be investigated over gender-affirming care for trans children, state Supreme Court rules    


Appalling California Bill Will Allow Children as Young as 12 to Consent to Vaccinations at School Without Parents' Knowledge


Left-Wing Teachers Ditch Teaching To Indoctrinate Kids About Sex Against Parents’ Will

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Humor & Satire - LIES YOU CAN TRUST

VIDEO: Satire: They're Banning Abortion!? Everything You Need to Know

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Amid shortage, US infants identifying as illegal immigrants to get baby formula from Biden     


Springfield—American infants from San Diego to Sheboygan are identifying as illegal immigrants in order to get hard-to-come-by baby formula shipped directly to them from the Biden administration.


Recent reports from the Southern Border have revealed that the Biden admin has been sending pallets of baby formula to illegal immigrants at the border amid of a severe shortage in the rest the country.


American infants are fighting back by switching their identity to “illegal immigrant”.

Billy Jones, a starving newborn in Poughkeepsie, New York said that he feels offended that Democratic legislators don’t acknowledge his right to eat. “The formula can be horchata flavor, I don’t mind!” lil Billy said.                      


Biden to release 100m barrels of baby formula from strategic reserves, send it to Ukraine   


WASHINGTON, DC—Americans can rest easy on the baby food shortage according to President Joe Biden, announcing he will issue an executive order to release baby formula from the National Strategic Baby Food Reserves.


Sources say that Biden plans to send the entire amount to Ukraine.


The current baby food shortage is attributed to a TikTok challenge where pregnant women stay in a bath of baby formula, protesting, until the Supreme Court rules on Roe v Wade.

When asked where these reserves are he replied, “Somewhere under a mountain… they’re secure… can’t, what a kind of a dumb ass question is that?”                      

Psaki says parents who can’t find baby formula ‘should have just had an abortion’ 


WASHINGTON, DC—Outgoing White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said that parents who are having trouble finding baby formula amid a nation-wide shortage “should have just had an abortion.”


“The administration has been quite clear about that that there wouldn’t be such a shortage if those women would have just had an abortion and you know what, we think it’s never too late,” Psaki said, implying parents should commit infanticide.


The comment followed heightened tension in the country concerning abortion after a Supreme Court decision, which may overturn Roe v Wade was leaked.


Many people are concerned about the shortage.


“We are taking this serious,” Pkasi added. “Deadly serious. And by that we mean we want to kill your babies.

Report: Democrats Working On ‘Ultimate Gender,’ A Gender That Encompasses All Genders


BERKELEY, CA– Since there aren’t any problems to speak of in America, prominent Democrats have been hard at work creating ‘Ultimate Gender,’ a gender that combines all known genders like at the end of every Power Rangers episode.


“With Ultra MAGA lurking, we felt we needed to build the swiss army knife of genitalia,” Pete Buttigieg said Thursday. “Soon Democrat voters will no longer have to fumble with sixty-two genders. They’ll simply shout ‘ultimate gender!’ and they’ll be set up to conquer all of life’s greatest challenges.”


While a prototype is rumored to be available before the midterms, scientists are warning: It’s not a cure-all.

“If someone who identifies as UG encounters a white male, for example, they’ll be utterly defenseless,” Dr. Fauci warned. “I guess you can throw on a mask, but science has only come so far.”

And that’s not the only hang-up. Transitioning to Ultimate Gender will include the challenge of finding a bathing suit.

“Just cut a hole in a shower curtain and wear that until we figure out what the hell is going on,” Bernie Sanders yelled while flapping his hands like a bird.


Related Op-Ed: We Hear COVID Has Killed Thousands Of Women & Men. But What About The Other 62 Genders? By Libby McTardo


Nation Shocked To Learn Dana Perino’s House is a Disaster


If you were one of the millions of Americans who assumed Dana Perino’s house was an immaculate palace of organized elegance, you were likely left in disbelief if you caught a glance of the Fox News host’s New York condo.

While working from home, Jasper seemed to knock over the green screen Perino was working in front of. Suddenly, the world went from seeing a generic Manhattan background to a revolting pigsty. The sight of dirty laundry, Slim Jim wrappers and Pat’s Blue Ribbon cans sent her co-hosts into shock.


“HOLY HELL!” Greg Gutfeld abruptly screamed falling backward in his chair.

“Dana! Have you been kidnapped?!” a frightened Jesse Waters asked.

Dana, unaware the green screen had fallen over, became rattled. “What?! Bob Beckel’s back isn’t he? I KNEW it!” she screamed.


“No,” Juan Williams told Perino. “The reason why we’re all feeling ill is because, guess what? Your house is a MESS!” he said with his classic Williams smile.


Seeing the filth Dana lives in has turned the news world has been turned upside down. Many high-profile politicians have switch parties, dogs have refused to be affiliated with her, and even George W. Buch denounced Perino in a scathing statement.


RELATED: Jesse Watters And Dana Perino Split Up 

 

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