North Penn Bridge Bulletin

Greetings to the

North Penn Bridge Community!

Week of 03/20/2023

From the Club Manager

Dave Dodgson



March 20-25 – Triple Points Week!


March 23: 0-299 game at noon. Please sign up in advance as follows:


  1. Email Pat Andrews at pat@andrewsartworks.com
  2. Email the club at northpennbridge@gmail.com
  3. Sign up in the book at the club, specifying that you want to play in the 0-299 game


March 25 Andrews Appreciation Game. Please join us this Saturday for a special game honoring Pat Andrews. There will be a potluck lunch at 11:30. Chicken salad and rolls will be provided. If you’d like to bring a side dish to share that would be wonderful. The game will start at 12:15. This is also a SUPER Club Championship game. Please sign up in the sign-up book at the club or call 215-699-4932 and leave a message.


March 31-April 2. Unit 141 Sectional Tournament at the King of Prussia Bridge Club. Sign-ups are required and tables are filling up fast! Click here for flyer.

Education



Shuffle and Deal. Tuesday evenings from 7-9 p.m. and Wednesday mornings from 9:30-11:30 a.m. Everyone welcome!


Joann Glasson’s Bridge Lessons. Next lesson is Monday, March 27. Click here for details and the April class schedule.


Online Bridge Lessons with Lisa Mita. Click here for details regarding Lisa’s Play of the Hand classes beginning March 27.

Partnership



To add your name to the player list or to request a partner for a game, please send an email to northpennpartner@gmail.com.

Calendar


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Tidbits



Lead Directing Doubles of Slam Contracts


“Doubles of slam contracts ask partner to make an unusual opening lead that will defeat the slam. This is called a “Lightner Double.” Against a slam contract, doubles for a particular lead are more valuable than a penalty double because if the opponents bid to a slam that you are going to defeat on power, you were getting a great result anyway.


Lightner doubles of slam contracts are reserved for hands that have one defensive trick and also a void somewhere so that if partner can lead the suit you can trump, the slam will be defeated.


Doubles of slam contracts usually call for the lead of the first suit bid by dummy.”





From Princeton Standard Defense

by Joann Glasson

Deal of the Week

by Bruce Schwaidelson

bruschwade@aol.com




The Curious Incident of the 13 Missing Diamonds



Have you discussed this seemingly routine auction with your favorite partners: 2♣ – 2; 2M – 4M (M=Major)? Whether you play 2 as “waiting”, “waiting but more than a bust,” or “no Aces, no more than one King,” it is important to have an agreement as to what the “fast arrival” raise to 4 or 4♠ actually shows - especially since the opener is unlimited and the jump to 4 takes up one heck of a lot of room.


Today’s heroes, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, were fortunate enough to have reviewed this very situation before playing our Deal of the Week. Watson had been browsing Better Bidding with Bergen (Volume One), thereby sparking a discussion between the two men. They concluded that their jump to 4 would show good trump support (typically 4, could include an honor), about 5 to 7 support points, and, most importantly, no first or second round controls outside of the trump suit. Marty Bergen provided this example as a jump to 4 after 2♣ – 2 - 2: ♠10743 KJ65 93 ♣873. (2 was of course natural, not a Kokish relay to 2♠.)


Then along came our DOTW and their rather interesting auction:



Our famous detective did not allow his partner’s 4 jump deter him from bidding slam. For some reason Holmes made a seemingly peculiar 4♠ control bid before finding his way to 6.


Diamond Lil (West) led her K, following Kantar’s rule of leading the King rather than the Ace when defending a contract at the 5-level or higher. (If the Ace is led it denies the King.) Declarer Holmes ruffed the opening lead, cashed 2 rounds of hearts ending in dummy and took the club hook knowing that his slam was already unbeatable. Lil took her King and shifted to a spade, but she was too late. Holmes won the trick with his ♠A, cashed his remaining clubs, pitching dummy’s spade losers, and claimed. Only an initial spade lead would have beaten the contract.


Despite obtaining a top score, Dr. Watson was not at all happy with the auction. “You were quite lucky that they didn’t find a spade lead, sir, nor do I understand why you thought you had any chance to make slam knowing that I did not hold the ♠K nor the ♣K. Even my beautiful ♠Q109 didn’t assure your contract. What were you thinking?” Watson hesitated before posing that question, since he was afraid he would be encountering a long-winded response.


Holmes started simply with “I’m so glad you asked, my dear Watson, since I would have made this contract, or at least would have had a decent play for it, if you held as little as: ♠xxx J9xx xxxx ♣xx, for example."


Watson grimaced, exclaiming: “You knew you had 3 possible losers in the black suits and you knew I couldn’t cover at least 2 of them. Surely I held better cards than your example hand, but so what if I did - if I had 4 unremarkable spades and only 3 diamonds, for instance, you might have had no play whatsoever.” And besides, what in the world was that 4♠ call of yours? Surely you understood I had no controls to show.”


Indeed having more to say, Holmes began: “Don’t call me Shirley. As I believe you know, Watson, my name is Sher-LOCK! Furthermore, let me outline my presumptions and let’s see if you can solve this case, my friend. Perhaps you were not listening to the auction as perceptively as I had been:


  1. Yes, I understood that your 4 bid promised at least 4 pieces and 2+ cards in each of the other suits but no Aces or Kings in the side sides.
  2. The diamond bids by Diamond Lil and Diamond Jim clearly indicated to me that you held at least 4 diamonds, so your black suits must total 5 or fewer cards, i.e., you should be 3-2 or 2-2 in the blacks.
  3. Once I knocked out the ♣K, my fine club suit and my ♠A would take care of all of your black suit losers. Assuming trumps broke 2-1, ruffing 2 spades in dummy would be no problem, even if your hand was as sad as the one I just showed you.
  4. My biggest concern: what if my ♠A was gone before I got rid of the opponents’ ♣K? I hoped to eradicate that issue with my very astute 4♠ call. I believed that unless my LHO held ♠KQJ, she would not dare lead a spade. Quite frankly, I did not care what you bid next, I was always planning to land in 6.
  5. Even if the opponents did find a spade lead, if the ♣K were indeed onside and you had a doubleton spade, I could still make my contract. In fact, it might be makeable if you held 3 spades, as long as I could find a couple of trump entries to your hand for some club finesses!


Do you have any other questions, Watson?”


Why certainly I do, sir. Can we please return to your point #2? I do not recall any diamond bids by Lil and Jim. Were you daydreaming about a different auction while our opponents were passing each time?”


Watson, do you recall the ‘curious incident of the dog in the night-time,’ the one in which the barking that did not occur actually helped us solve the case? Didn’t you find it curious today that my void in diamonds indicated there were 13 diamonds outstanding, yet our opponents who were actually named Diamond Lil and Diamond Jim, sitting at favorable vulnerability holding the A-K and perhaps some other diamond honors along with the ♣K and ♠K, had nothing whatsoever to say? Lil uttered not a peep over my 2♣ call, and Jim didn’t double your 2 bid nor attempt to preempt in diamonds. When I grasped the significance of the silence of the opponents, my brilliant deduction was that you were exceedingly likely to hold 4 or 5 diamond cards yourself along with your 4-card heart suit.”


Sherlock’s intuitive realization had in fact been spot on. He was correct that if his partner held 5 or fewer black cards and trumps were 2-1, the hand would be a virtual laydown as long as he could avoid a spade lead.


Well done, Holmes!” conceded Watson.


Elementary,” was of course the reply.

Laughter is the Best Medicine



This young woman a bridge player is having an awful time with her life and especially with her bridge. She decides to end it all and goes on this dock. As she is about to jump this young sailor yells "Don't!" He tells her that he is about to get on this cruise ship that is going to Italy and he can sneak her into a cabin and bring her food and wine every evening. She has always wanted to see Italy so she agrees. And true to his word he brings her three sandwiches and wine each evening. Then after dinner each night, they make love. Finally, she decides to get out of her cabin and hope nobody asks her any questions. As luck would have it, the captain notices her and asks her what she is doing on the ship. She tells him about the sailor and his offer to see Italy, etc. "I see" says the captain. She begins to feel guilty and says "Oh yes, and he's screwing me every night! "He certainly is", says the captain, this is the Staten Island Ferry."





Bridge humor from

Eddie Kantar

Sat, Mar 18

Mon, Mar 20

74%

70%

Mitch Snyder & Robot

Bruce Schwaidelson & Daniel Jacobson


March Birthdays



Bailey, Beth

Davis, Joe

Dennis, O'Brien

Fair, Nancy

Fisher, Renata

Flicker, Allen

Fradette, Réal

Gordon, Barbara

Horning, Robert

Jon, Clemens

Kaufman, Andy

Peoples, Barbara

Perchonock, Carl

Petkun, William

Susan, Hurgunow

Uhlenburg, April

Yanoff, Marcia

Zacchei, Tony

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