North Penn Bridge Bulletin

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Week of 09/08/2025

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Elections for the North Penn Duplicate Bridge Club Board of Directors will take place the week of December 15, 2025.


The term for new members will be January 1, 2026 - December 31, 2028.


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If you are interested in serving on the board, please submit your name to our secretary Jeff Rohrbeck by Monday, November 10.

Deal Analysis

by Bruce Schwaidelson

(bruschwade@aol.com)



HELP! I Need Somebody!


It’s always fun when John, Paul, George and Ringo all show up at our club on the same day. They have absolutely nothing to do with the Fab Four (no, they’re not a Beatles tribute band), but they often play Swiss as teammates, calling themselves the “Bidtles.”


My favorite player is Ringo, a real super-Starr, who shared with me that her first name is actually Regina. Way back in her younger days she enjoyed wearing a large number of finger and toe rings, so her friends, all Beatles fans, naturally started calling her Ringo – and the name stuck.


When all four Bidtles turned up for a pair game one Thursday, they squared off against each other in round three when this board came along:

Those who don’t play a 2♣ bid as game forcing over 1 might have tried that call, but Ringo chose a conservative 1NT. George’s 2NT raise seemed reasonable and of course Ringo bid the NT game.


As the card lay, 6♣ would be a making contract: the losing diamond is easily pitched on the ♠K and the doubleton ♣K allows declarer to come home with twelve tricks. In fact, 5♣ will come home against any 3-2 club break or the stiff King.


The 3NT contract, on the other hand, can be made without difficulty against any lead but a spade, thanks to the favorable club position. Unfortunately for Ringo, her good friend John quickly placed the ambiguous ♠7 on the table. Against NT contracts the boys lead second high from honor-less four card or longer suits, but the lead of the seven could have also been top of nothing from a two or three card holding. Since both majors were unbid, it was possible John was trying to find his partner’s suit. That left Paul with a bit of a quandary as to his partner’s spade length.


Ringo studied the board for a while, counted seven top tricks, eight if hearts behave, and saw very little chance for a ninth trick unless the ♣K was stiff or the ♠Q was played at trick one.


Before calling a card, she began to sing one of her favorite Beatles tunes:


Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody.


Of course she was singing in her head only. She called for the ♠3 and when Paul’s ten appeared, rather than the hoped for Queen (best defense would have been a low spade), she began to sing Help! even louder - but fortunately still in her head.


It was clear to Ringo that without two entries to her hand, her seven card club suit would likely be useless, but just then some softer lyrics flew into her brain:


Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends…

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.


Surely John and Paul would like to assist her, she thought, or perhaps there was a way to coax them. Her good friends knew she did not have a four card major, but she could easily be (say) 3343 or 2344 for her 1NT bid, giving them an eight or nine card club fit. She desperately needed to convince John and Paul their best source for tricks was indeed clubs. Rather than unblock the ♣A, Ringo hoped that if she played diamonds instead, the defense would look elsewhere for tricks, a technique that often pays dividends – or blows up in your face.


After winning the ♠A, Ringo decided to lead the 7. John and the dummy played low, Paul winning the trick with his Jack. What in the world should Paul play next? He was staring at dummy’s ♠KJ8 KQ108 A86 A  to his right. His best play was to continue with the Q, but could he possibly know that? The “obvious” play was a club to the stiff Ace.



So what did tricky Ringo do after winning the ♣A? She played another diamond naturally, this time it went 6, 5, 10, K, putting John on lead to do what? Here was the position after the fourth trick:

John knew that a spade would get his side a trick if partner held the Queen, but declarer would know from Paul’s play of the ten at trick one, that dummy’s ♠8 would force the Queen, establishing dummy’s Jack. Continuing diamonds or playing a heart would have been his best chance to beat the contract, but neither seemed very appealing. Thus, John cashed his ♣K first and got a bit concerned when Paul played his Jack, which denied the Queen. In fact, it was pretty much “game over.”


A spade was next, but it was too late. Ringo happily went up with the King while pitching a heart and most unnecessarily cashed the A to pitch another heart, just to make it clear to her two opponents that she started with only a doubleton diamond. Next was a heart to the Ace and she proudly flashed her remaining five club cards, claiming her contract with an overtrick. She had lost two diamonds plus the ♣K, but was able to collect six clubs, one heart (she no longer needed the others), two top spades and the A. Then one more lovely Beatles tune popped into her head:


Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, Life goes on, bra, La-la, how the life goes on…


She had nicely bamboozled her Bidtles teammates into establishing the club suit for her and totally loved doing so. Should they have avoided falling into her trap? Ringo thought she would let John and Paul hash that one out.


Postmortem: A club or heart lead against 3NT would enable declarer to make three overtricks. If diamonds are led, however, declarer must jump up with her Ace, unblock her ♣A, come to her hand to lead a club and pray for the ♣K to be doubleton, making her contract on the nose. Only a spade lead, knocking out a vital entry, gives the defense their best chance to beat 3NT, but Ringo’s most gracious opponents failed to find their way.


So what did John and Paul have to say (or sing) about all this?


Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.

Now it looks as though they’re here to stay.

Oh, I believe in yesterday.


Let’s hope for better luck tomorrow, boys.

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