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And now for a smile ...
Prayer concerning the new, more "accurate" translation of certain prayers
By Maryann Corbett
Lord of the inverted verb,
You Who alone vouchsafe and deign,
Whom simpler diction might perturb,
To Whom we may not make things plain,
Forgive us now this Job-like rant:
These prayers translated plumb-and-squarely
Pinch and constrict us (though we grant
They broaden our vocabulary).
Hear us still if we mutter dully
With uninflected tongues and knees,
Shunning (see Matthew 6) the poly-
Syllables of the Pharisees.
This we entreat, implore, beseech
Whose miseries are too deep for speech.
Amen
Thanks
to Bro. Tim Driscoll of the Province of Meribah for sharing this gem.