Thanksgiving Jokes :-)
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?"
"Quack, Quack!"
"Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?"
"He sensed fowl play."
"Why did they let the turkey join the band?"
"Because he had his own drumsticks."
"What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?"
"He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"
"If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?"
"A goblet."
"What do you call a running turkey?"
"Fast food."
"Why did the turkey cross the road?"
"He wanted people to think he was a chicken."
"How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?"
"He was already stuffed."
"What did the turkey say to the computer?"
"Google, google."
"What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?"
"A poultry-geist."
"What kind of weather does a turkey like?"
"Fowl weather."
"What's a turkey's favorite dessert?"
"Peach gobbler!"
"Why did the cranberries turn red?"
"Because they saw the turkey dressing."
"What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?"
"Plymouth Rock."
"Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?"
"It's a crummy job."
"What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?"
"Pilgrimage."
"Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?"
"Because they wear their buckles on their hats!"
"When should you serve tofurkey?"
"On Pranksgiving."
"How do you tell the difference between turkeys and chickens? "
"Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving."
"What do you call a turkey the Friday after Thanksgiving?"
"Lucky"
"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes,
but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."