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Joke: When an attorney gets married, they don’t say, “I do.” They say, “I accept the terms and conditions."
Joke: Me, as a lawyer: "BUT, your honor, I Googled it twice."
Joke: A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 55." "Fifty-five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you're 82." "How'd you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter, "We added up your timesheets."
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