My Kids are buying me gifts for Father's day,
Hope I can afford it.
"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
"Yes, we arson."
I want to be a millionaire just like my dad!!
“Wow, your dad’s a millionaire?”
“No, but he always wanted to be.”
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
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