A Thirsty Horse
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”
The Secret to Horse Betting
Q: How do you make a small fortune on horse racing?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Runaway Horse
Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What did the mother horse say to her foal?
It's pasture bed time.
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