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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh".
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429