LAWYER JOKE
A young lawyer, defending a client, feared he was losing the case and asked his partner if he should send a gift to the judge to curry favor. The partner was horrified. “The judge is an honorable woman,” he said, “If you do that, I guarantee you’ll lose the case!”
Eventually, the judge ruled in the young lawyers favor. “Aren’t you glad you didn’t send the gift?” the partner asked. “Oh, I did send it” the younger lawyer replied. “I just enclosed my opponents business card with it!"
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