*Get-away-from-COVID SPECIAL EDITION*


Okay – Okay!! Enough of the Covid News for now! It is time to get a little relief. If you want to share a joke, funny story or just say Hi, please feel free to do so. I will start off with a couple of corny legal industry jokes you can share or not. 
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest -i-gator



What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue


If a dog works hard investigating and helps catch criminals with a cop, it's a Police Hound

But if the dog did the same thing while working with a Private Investigator it's a Snoop Dog

The Judgment

After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to return with both the money for the fine and proof of community service. "That way," she said innocently, "you can kill two birds with one stone."




Not So Humble
I was once a legal secretary to a young law clerk who passed the bar exam on his third try. This fledgling attorney worked hard on his initial pleading, which should have read "Attorney at Law" at the top of the first page.

After I submitted the finished document for his review and signature, I was embarrassed when he pointed out a critical typing error. "Must you rub it in?" he asked.
I had typed: "Attorney at Last."
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