Shinnen Omedeto Gozaimasu - Happy New Year!
By MAS HASHIMOTO
“Happy New Year, Cougar! It’s the Year of the Ox, and that’s no bull.”
I asked my 1968 Mercury Cougar car and friend, “How come a cougar isn’t one of the animals listed in the Asian Zodiac calendar?” The Cougar and I have talked to each other for years. He speaks to me on his car radio. And if he wants my attention, he’ll honk the horn.
“It’s OK,” answered the Cougar. “The Tiger is listed, and he’s a dear cousin of ours.” He went on to explain the animals in order. “There’s the Rat (2020), Ox (2021), Tiger (2022), Rabbit (2023), Dragon (2024), Snake (2025), Horse (2026), Sheep (2027), Monkey (2028), Rooster (2029), Dog (2030), and Boar (2031).”
“If this is an Asian Zodiac calendar, why isn’t the Kung Fu Panda represented? That’s a terrible oversight!” I said. “He should be added, and if a 13th animal isn’t permitted, then maybe Panda could replace the Dragon.”
“The Dragon? Why the Dragon?” the Cougar was puzzled.
“Well, isn’t the Panda, the famous Dragon Warrior”? Then, I began to think of other animals that should, or could, be added. “For us Americans, what would we add, the buffalo, the bald eagle, or the turkey?”
The Cougar answered, “The bald eagle, of course! He’s a majestic bird!”
“No,” I replied. “It must be the turkey, a native bird! That’s what Benjamin Franklin wanted as the symbol for America. The turkey sustained the lives of the early pioneers and continues to this day at Thanksgiving and other festive holidays. It’s a most noble bird.”
Tooting the horn with approval, the Cougar chimed in, “And, in Australia, would it be the Koala bear, kangaroo, or the Tasmanian devil?” But, before I could answer, the Cougar said, “No! It would be the Duck-billed Platypus for it defies categorization.”
I laughed, and then asked, “What would be Japan’s contribution to the list? The blue or yellow tailed tuna? You know sashimi is big the world over.”
The Cougar, “Absolutely not! It must be Godzilla! He’s big the world over, too!”
In the westward movement from Independence, Missouri to Oregon or California (“California or Bust”), the first choice of settlers was a team of oxen for while slower, they were stronger and could last the six- month journey.
Mules were their second choice. What was the last choice? Horses. So, which animal did Hollywood movies select for their epic western films? Horses.
In the West, the expression, “dumb ox,” is often heard, while Asians consider the ox a noble animal. In Poston II, oxtail soup was a delicacy, and beef tongue was a novelty. Mutton, to us it was decaying lamb stew, and salt pork were not favorites.
Are you or someone you know an ox person? Ox years are: 1901, 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, and 2009.
The Ox is the sign of prosperity through fortitude and hard work. He/she is dependable, calm and modest. Like the animal namesake, the Ox is unswervingly patient, tireless in work, and capable of enduring any amount of hardship without monku-ing or complaining.
The ox person needs peace and quiet to work through his/her ideas, and when he/she has set his/her mind on something it is hard for him/her to be convinced otherwise. The ox person has a very logical mind and is extremely systematic, in spite of a total lack of imagination. He/she can be very stubborn. These people speak little, but are intelligent, and when necessary, they are both articulate and eloquent.
The ox person is not extravagant, and the thought of living off credit cards or being in debt makes him/ her nervous. The possibility of taking a serious risk could cause the ox person many sleepless nights. The idea of wheeling and dealing in a competitive world is distasteful to them. It would be right to mention that people born in the ox years are rarely driven by the prospect of financial gain.
These people are always welcome because of their honesty and patience and have many friends who appreciate the fact that the ox people are rather introverted and wary of new trends. Although every now and then, they can be encouraged to try something new. It is important to remember that the ox people are sociable and relaxed when they feel secure, but occasionally a dark cloud looms over such person and he/she takes on the worries of the world and tries to find solutions.
Although practical in other ways, the ox person can be very naive about affairs of the heart. It takes time for him/her to develop intimate relationships and show his/her feelings, but once such person is committed, the partner will be totally loved and trusted.
The ideal partner for the ox person is truthful and gentle but knows how to cajole and tease him/her. Of course, there may be times when the ox person misinterprets light-hearted remarks or fails to see the humor in a situation, but at the same time, people will find that he/she is able to throw off his/her worries and begin to enjoy him/herself. They must also have the enthusiasm to introduce him/her to new interests but at the same time not take risks that threaten the ox's security. The ox person can take as a matter of course his/her partner's weaknesses, and when there are emotional upheavals the ox will consider whether the blame lies with him/her; on the other hand, such people do find it hard to forgive if they have been deceived.
Ox people are observant; they have remarkable memories and are good at reporting on absolutely everything they observe. They will likely remember meeting someone at a party held months ago.
As a rule, the ox people approach work seriously, and as long as they are not forced into the public eye and they are able to think clearly and plan meticulously. They may not be too fast when it comes to making decisions, but they are skilled organizers and logical thinkers, and as the years pass their determination is likely to be rewarded. They have no difficulties with accepting authority as long as he/ she knows that the business is established on firm foundations. It is suitable for the ox to know his/her schedule or timetable and although he/she can rise to challenges and, to some extent, deal with the unpredictable, the ox would rather be well-informed and work within a fixed framework.
Ideal jobs for the Ox would be composer, landlord, doctor, cook or chef, farmer, police officer, soldier, teacher, judge, banker, insurance broker, gardener, and actor. President should not be listed.