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Shabbat Shalom to everybody, everybody but...
They are creepy, and they're kooky edition.
Some candidates were altogether Spooky.
To the voters in Pennsylvania: for voting for John Fetterman ( Uncle Fester). John can barely speak or think and changes his position with the wind. He also hardly campaigned and almost did NO interviews. His one public appearance was the debate months after early mail-in voting started. It was a completely unmitigated disaster. In short, he is perfect for the Democrats.
To Pennsylvania Democrats for re-electing a dead man 'We are proud to see the voters continue to show their confidence in him and his commitment to Democratic values by re-electing him posthumously,' Pennsylvania House Democrats said. It seems like a natural progression; they voted for Biden, Fetterman, and now a certifiably dead man.
To the PA Democrats, who usually use dead men/women to elect LIVE people instead of dead people.
If you don't see this column next week, please check with the FBI. Either I will be a prisoner in a Chinese Fortune cookie factory or prison forced to watch MSNBC 24 hours a day. The HORROR.
To the Jewish supporters of Raphael Warnock in Georgia, they are proving that not every Jew is smart.
To Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Bill Clinton: for LYING THEIR ASSES OFF about Republicans and the end of the world just prior to the election. THE REPUBLICANS WERE NOT EVIL TERRORISTS WHO WANTED TO GET RID OF SOCIAL SECURITY and medicare. Well, at least most of them won’t.
To Joe Biden, who said with a straight face he wants to investigate Elon Musk for Twitter “foreign ties.” I think Joe, or “The big guy,” just wanted his ten percent.
To Joe Biden: for saying today that his plan for lowering inflation is showing results.
To Harvey Weinstein for asking the Judge in his trial for rape for suspenders due to his pants falling. The obvious question the Judge should have asked is, maybe if you wore suspenders during your “dates,” you wouldn’t be in court today?
To Donald Trump: for making a veiled threat to potential competitor Ron Desantis. He called him Desanctimonious, and he hinted, VERY STRONGLY, he had dirt on him that his wife would not appreciate. Coming from The Donald, that says quite a bit.
To the Democrats: for supporting Republican candidates who denied the 2020 election results with millions of dollars. Once they won their primaries, the smear campaign started about the Republican party being insurrectionists and election deniers. DEMOCRACY IS ON THE BALLOT.
For the “media”: for going along with this phony, not too subtle, dirty trick campaign.
To the FTC, federal trade commissions Lina M Kahn for going after Twitter The lawyer lambasted Musk's actions since taking over in recent weeks, saying, "Elon has shown that his only priority with Twitter users is how to monetize them." I thought Twitter was a private company working in a capitalist system whose purpose was to make money. If they are not, why didn’t the FTC OK twitter for banning conservative users? There is a little thing called the 1st amendment. You know, freedom of speech.
To George Soros (Dr. Evil): for his support of crazy far-left lunatic District attorneys. No cash bail has worked so well ( sarc) in San Fransisco, Los Angeles, New York City, and many other places, so why not elect more? Those cities make “The Purge” ( movie) look like Mary Poppins.
To the New York Times: for its continuous, unblemished attacks on Jews, Judaism, and Israel.
Speaking of Anti Semitism.
To Kanye West for recent reports that he has praised Hitler and the Nazis for years. I guess Kanye didn’t know that Hitler and the Nazis were not exactly enamored with Black people and Jews.
To Lebron James for saying that Irving's suspension was “excessive.” Lebron, who has many Jewish friends, should know better.
To Senate Republicans: for introducing a ban on Tik Tok calling it a national security risk ( it probably is). The bill is 15 seconds long and plays on a continuous loop. It has yet to go viral.
To the English Judge: for banning a protestor from carrying eggs in public after he threw eggs at King Charles and Camilla.
I have always said we need more Egg control laws.
To those of you who read this, I wish you a happy, pleasant; hopefully non-egg, tik tok, filled, restful Shabbat Shalom. If you are not Jewish, that is okay; we have Saturday, and you have Sunday or Friday. If you are an atheist, agnostic, polytheist, Marxist, socialist, well, fuggedaboutit
To those who I mentioned and those who I did not, “ You know who you are.”
No Shabbat Shalom for you.
Larry Levine
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