"Sun Screams for Sunscreen"
Written By Our Patient, BJ
"Boys and girls come out to play
It's sunny and bright, a Lauderdale day
You're daring to tan on a sunny beach
Without a sunscreen within your reach!"
"Bikini so small, could say it is tiny
Sunscreen will help, even on "hiney"
Lather it on, frontal and back
After the swim, do another attack!"
"You're thinking you're gorgeous, you and that tan
But Barry will tell you he's really no fan!"