Dr Wolf Holistic Chiropractor
"Some Cool Stuff"

SEPTEMBER
Our MONTHLY EMAIL NEWSLETTER
 
Holistic Pain Relief and Weight Loss Center
Dr. Richard Wolf 
1795 Springfield Ave., Maplewood, NJ 973-761-5060
drwolfholisticchiro.com            drwolflaserlikelipo.com 

Quotables

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." 
--Dave Barry 

"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand." 
--Confucius    

"Action is eloquence." 
--William Shakespeare
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The Lighter Side...


Actual Headlines Seen in Newspapers!

1. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

2. Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

3. Drunk gets nine months in violin case

4. Iraqi head seeks arms

5. British left waffles on Falkland Islands

6. Squad helps dog bite victim

7. Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

8. Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

9. Miners refuse to work after death

10. Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

11. Stolen painting found by tree

12. Children make delicious snacks
 
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That's all for this month! 
Dr. Rick Wolf
http://www.drwolfweightloss.com
P.S. Check out our:

Amazing End of Summer "Get Your Shape Back" Savings You Don't Want to Miss...
This Offer Disappears September 28th!


Well, it's time for the kids to get out the pencils, binders, and books because school is back in session!
 
Of course, as with every other annual transition, "Back to School" brings both good news
and bad news.
 
The Good news - you enjoyed the summer and feel relaxed and rejuvenated!

The Bad news - you gained weight from all of the cook-outs, parties, drinking, and just sitting around at the beach.


So here's some GREAT NEWS -
Save an incredible $1149 off 18 sessions on our
Laser-Like Lipo Fat Loss System
 
Your cost is only $1397 (a $2546 value)
and you also get these bonuses to support fat loss:
 
  • Whole Body Vibration with each session
  • Alkaline Water in refillable glass bottles
  • Ultra Cleanse - an oral liquid detoxifier
  • Thermo-Sea - an oral iodine support for thyroid health
 
Don't wait - call Zora, Mabel or Paula by September 28th at 973-761-5060 to schedule your appointment and take advantage of our Amazing End of Summer Offer to Remove That Stubborn Fat in Just Weeks.

Dr. Richard Wolf, Holistic Chiropractor
Holistic Pain Relief and Weight Loss Center
1795 Springfield Avenue, Maplewood NJ 07040
 
P.P.S. If you would simply like to speak to Dr. Wolf at no cost nor obligation to learn more, call today, 973-761-5060 to schedule an appointment just to talk.