A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money'
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your Eagles season tickets.
HE paid for our house at Margaret River.
HE paid for your African tour and the 4 x 4.
HE paid for our Vines club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?
The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'