It's not even 3D printed swords made from Neo-obsidian or a massive new fully automated CNC factory or the invention of a new super steel - no. It's so radical that we can bypass EVERY obstacle to fulfillment to the online sword buyer..
INSTANT SWORDS! DELIVERED INSTANTLY! FOR FREE! ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!
Yes, the cat is out of the bag. Thanks to modern technology we will be the first sword business to go entirely online and supply image files NFT's of swords at just $50 each! No more worrying about stock levels or inflation. No more supply chain chaos and now swords are priced so that even the best ones are available for a flat rate of $50 per sword! (discounted down from $7,999,999.99).
And to celebrate this amazing launch of Non fungible swords, we are giving away a FREE NFT Sword to each and every subscriber! Valued at $50! And it even comes with a human shaped sword stand!