Yes, the larger picture was to
install a pro-Rohlfing county chairman who would do the bidding of Rohlfing's handpicked successor
, and abuse party resources to assist her campaign for GOP State Chair with delegate manipulation and other corrupt assistance in advance of the state convention next month.
would have been the perfect puppet for Rohlfing and Tupola
, since RINO towelboy Ready has been regularly abusing party resources, e-mail lists, and the party's official communications systems of the Hawaii GOP for personal gain and for the advantage of the Rohlfing cabal for years. People might call him Boyd Not-So-Ready, but he was the right guy for this inside job. [
Don't think the cunning and ambitious Ready doesn't try to play both sides by speaking at the Oahu League and sucking up to Saiki and Hellreich. In his delusional mind, he has kissed enough okole to deserve to someday rise to the position of state chairman or even national committeeman. Just ask his angry and vindictive RINO wife, Antya
Ready even tried to pull a fast one
by creating an agenda for yesterday's meeting that was designed to prevent any vote from taking place to restore the eleven officers fired by Rohlfing days earlier. [
: Ready's sleazy agenda gambit
just as badly as his coordinated e-mail assault on Brett Kulbis
Remember, the backdrop to this story is that there is
a full-blown RINO Civil War
. Former Rohlfing supporters and RINO puppetmasters
and the rest of the Oahu League of RINO's (a.k.a. the adult diaper brigade) are backing their manchurian candidate Shirlene Ostrov in opposition to Team LDS's self-described "millennial polynesian woman" state chair candidate Andria Tupola.
issue (and we mean
issue) in this whole divisive campaign of RINO on RINO violence is the future of the poorly located, overpriced, underutilized, and costly albatross known as the Hawaii GOP headquarters on Kapiolani Blvd. Otherwise,
both sides agree
(and have the track record to prove it) that the Republican Party should continue to be silent, neutral, dysfunctional, and useless . . .
every single penny
raised by the party to be blown exclusively on
and not a nickel should ever be spent on advertising, marketing, promotions, canvassing, organizing, candidate support, or (let's call it)
. That's where all RINO's have agreed for two decades.
The challenge for Rohlfing and his
RINO co-conspirator saboteurs
is that they knew it would be an
yesterday to get the votes the needed to pull off the coup d'etat. In the four weeks since their victory at the county convention, Brett Kulbis and the county leadership team of individuals have become the stuff of legend;
local folk heroes who somehow beat the system and the establishment to become party officers
HIRA accurately predicted nearly three weeks ago
that self-dealing RINO party insiders would seek to sabotage their 2-year terms of office by invalidating their election somehow.
And that's just what happened
How to level the playing field
on the eve of the big county meeting? Well, by cheating and lying and stealing, of course!! After scratching their RINO heads in desperation, Andria Tupola --
litter cleanup drive specialist and supporter of driver's licenses for Hawaii's 40,000 illegal aliens
-- watched closely as her campaign team of state chair Rohlfing, executive director Jack James, state secretary Boyd Ready, Bob McDermott and his flunkie/fluffer Keith Rollman each embarked on a
laughably transparent conspiracy
the very un-funny task of simultaneously working to destroy the reputation and candidacy of Brett Kulbis
SYNCHRONIZED SMEAR CAMPAIGN LAUNCHED
: On Friday night,
just hours before yesterday's pivotal meeting where Rohlfing and Ready hoped to consolidate power and pull off the coup d'etat
, three mass e-mails were sent within minutes of each other to county committee members. These lie-filled and nasty e-mails originated from super-creeps Rohlfing, James, McDermott's Rollman and Boyd Ready and contained nearly identical and completely bogus talking points viciously attacking Brett Kulbis (
the winner of the hotly-contested county convention nearly four weeks ago where Boyd Ready
). Forensic evidence reveals these messages came from the State Capitol and from Hawaii GOP headquarters using the official GOP e-mail system.
To trash county convention winner Brett Kulbis
so he would
the following morning's 're-vote' on his chairmanship.
TIMELINE OF FRIDAY'S PLANNED SMEAR ATTACK:
8:28pm - Rollman e-mail to county committee members (and others)
8:44pm - Boyd Ready e-mail to county committee members (and others)
To call this carefully-timed joint maneuver of sleazy smear e-mails the night before the big county meeting a "
Hail Mary Pass
would be an insult to the Virgin Mary
. It would be more appropriate (
especially if you know the scumbag senders of these e-mails
) to call the coordinated assault a "
", which is probably what each of these demon RINO's cried out as they hit the 'send' button on their computers:
Even the late Ray Charles
could clearly see this conspiracy of coordinated messaging, non-coincidental timing and complete contempt for their audience for what it was. But smearing Brett Kulbis was the only way (
they calculated and plotted
) to derail the 're-installation' of the county officers whose election had been wrongly-overturned in Rohlfing's "
Wednesday Night Massacre
IT'S TRUE, HOMIES: Andria Tupola's RINO gangstas wanted blood yesterday
. Winning at all costs meant everything to these self-dealing and evil lunatics. Perhaps the most insane allegation made by these pinheads to attack Kulbis and declare him unfit to be county chairman was
the non-accidental and false assertion
made by each and every one of these conspirators
that "Eric Ryan of the Hawaii Republican Assembly (HIRA) created the website" which Brett Kulbis had wasted no time launching for the new Honolulu County Republican Party.
Specifically, here's what
of these RINO saboteurs said in their sleazy last-minute smear e-mails from the Tupola for State Chair campaign:
Rohlfing Towelboy #1 Boyd Ready
"Eric Ryan (of HIRA) is the obvious maker of the website"
Bob McDermott's Fluffer (formerly Mufi's) Keith Rollman
"Brett Kulbis's new OahuGOP online effort is being done by Eric Ryan."
Fritz Rohlfing and Towelboy #2 Jack James
"This website contains a mix of images resembling those appearing on social media sites of the Hawaii Republican Assembly."
Deep breath. Whew! Okay, as president of HIRA, I will confirm the following -- which is that
every single person
here at HIRA headquarters got a really big kick out of that
pure unadulterated shibai
. If a rerun of Star Trek lasts 23 minutes, that's about how long we laughed for. And now you'll learn why
line of attack (
devised on Friday in Bob McDermott's taxpayer-funded office
so stupid and so bogus
Immediately after hearing about the coordinated e-mail attack by Rohlfing, Ready and their Satan-Worshipping Soldiers of RINOness on Friday night, HIRA went to the OahuGOP.com website to take a quick look for ourselves at what all the feigned hubbub was about. At the bottom of that new website is a hyperlink to the company which created the free WordPress template or 'theme' which was obviously used by Kulbis and his volunteers to make the site. A foreign company called
created the "NewsMag" theme upon which Kulbis clearly based his page.
For fun, let's compare the HIRA website with that of the Oahu GOP. You don't need the Six Million Dollar Man's bionic vision to see there is no possible way to assert that HIRA created the Oahu GOP website because they look the same. What you do need to pretend these look alike is to drink about a gallon of Rollman's 200 proof fermented brew (
and a lot of hatred for HIRA and Eric Ryan's conservative truth-telling
) to reach such an insane conclusion.
Any blind person looking at Kulbis' site and the demo page for Macho Themes' "NewsMag" template can see they are identical. Just the words and photos have been swapped out, which is precisely how you put a ready-made WordPress theme to use. You pick one (
from the millions of free and paid themes available from web designers worldwide)
that looks like it will do the trick. Then you make it your own.
Again, what appears to have been utilized by the Oahu GOP folks for their new website is the kind of template almost all start up organizations use. If McDermott had done his due diligence and even a scintilla of research before authorizing his legislative chief of staff and Mufi Hannemann's former chief fluffer
(a.k.a. Kweef Trollman) to viciously attack Kulbis with his last-minute hit piece of lies and innuendo,
he wouldn't have told Rollman to send that email
. The same goes for Rohlfing telling James, as well as Boyd Ready telling (
) Boyd Ready. These sleazebags simply have ZERO integrity and a complete disregard for the truth.
After Boyd Ready joined in the conspiracy with Jack James, Fritz Rohlfing, Bob McDermott and Keith Rollman to spread their nonsense and create fear and confusion, he outed himself as a corruptnik on a grand scale. Seriously, exactly how lyin', schemin', plottin', sleazebag Boyd Ready can be allowed to stay in his post as county vice-chair on the heels of his active role in trying to scam all members of the county committee (and more, from what HIRA has learned)
makes no sense
. TowelBoyd Ready attempted to thrash Brett Kulbis and obliterate Kulbis' unrivalled integrity with
official lies coming from official Hawaii GOP communications channels
; using official party contact lists and his official position and official title. That's right: Boyd Ready,
the most corrupt state party secretary EVER in history
, used the Hawaii GOP's official e-mail system to pollute the in-boxes of Republicans over and over during the course of his two month long quest for the county chairmanship.
He must resign or be run out.
There is no compromise or middle ground. His corruption has been put on display for all to see. Antya should be ashamed of her disgraced husband. And we all should. TowelBoyd Ready is a dishonest loser and a con man.
But let's get really real.
McDermott and Rollman were intentionally lying to county committee members, just like Boyd Ready and Jack James and equally crooked "Fritzy Boy". Here at HIRA, we're pretty confident that
Tupola for Chair
campaign soldiers Rollman, McDermott, Rohlfing, James and Boyd Ready
knew that they were lying
when they made their "
" attempt to destroy Brett Kulbis' chance of getting his county chair post back (
along with five other county officers and five house district chairs
). That's our powerfully-sourced opinion, and we're sticking with it.
RINO DISASTER -- HERE'S THE RUB
: After all the plotting and scheming and smearing and conniving, Team Tupola went down in flames on Saturday.
Their towelboy Boyd Ready (or simply TowelBoyd Ready)
lost the gavel to his arch-rival
. It wasn't even close. And nothing Ready, Rohlfing, Trollman, Ward, McDonut, James or their "millennial polynesian woman" Andria Tupola did mattered. They've got
no juice at all
. And nobody cares what they think or buys their obnoxious nonsense anymore.
More than 2/3rds of the voting members were unswayed by the Tupola Gang's "
" pass. When the votes were counted at party headquarters, Boyd Ready's corrupt RINO's lost by an overwhelming, landslide vote of
against the "
Wednesday Night Massacre
Members of the county committee were shocked and disgusted that top party leaders and other RINO infiltrators
resorted to such obvious lies, slander and sleaze.
It came as no surprise, really, that the 11 ousted officers were re-installed right before the crying eyes and reddening face of Fritz "I belong to a church to enhance my Rolodex" Rohlfing and the long, sad faces of most of his Satan-worshipping co-conspirators.
Crooked RINO towelboy
was in such shock that he
didn't turn over the chairman's gavel
to Brett Kulbis
. You'll hear the audio in the video above. Stunned and completely numb from having
decisively lost in a landslide
, stuttering Boyd kept on running the meeting and had to be reminded by
"Big Mike" Palcic
that he wasn't running things anymore.
This had to be the funniest and most satisfying moment of the meeting
There were other funny moments too, like when Puppetmasters Rohlfing, Ready and James embarrassingly had to 'counsel' Tupola's
poorly-briefed, late-arriving puppet representative
at the county meeting to
change its vote from YES to NO.
(Sorry, not sure if that was a him or a her.) "Yes" meant pro-restoration of officers and "No" meant RINO all the way. Seeing
Team Tupola's united front
which included Bob McDonut plus a representative from Gene Ward's office
) turn out to be a
almost made one feel sorry for this anonymous doofus who drove all the way from wherever to cast the wrong vote and then got "counseled" before everyone to change votes to the losing side (or what? Be banished to signwave for Tupola on Farrington Highway forever?).
After decades of corruption, incompetence and declining success at the polls, the
for these RINO's to prevail in 2017 was to cheat, lie, steal, and manipulate.
But they failed
. This is a good sign for the future of our party. But, let's remember, these nimrods are still around and still among us.
Yesterday we learned
about the sickness which remains at the Hawaii GOP.
The swamp is deep and filled with muck
. For instance, right now
is knowingly paying out YOUR MONEY for the salary and benefits and other labor costs to employ a useless, corrupt, lord of the idiots named
. He's the kind of guy who'd steal your car and try to sell it back to you. He has already
violated his employment contract
with the Hawaii GOP
more times than you can count
. Yet Fritzy Boy keeps
wasting donor money on this RINO loser
. Thousands are being wasted every month on this corrupt, self-serving buffoon who regularly uses party resources to campaign for Boyd Ready and Andria Tupola
instead of doing his job
. In fact, the Lincoln Day Dinner (
planned in Waikiki the same week as the Kauai state convention
) appears headed for a massive financial loss for the party.
Who's in charge?
Jack "Mehoff" James, RINO towelboy to Fritz Rohlfing, champion to Andria Tupola and Boyd Ready,
to McDermott, Rohlfing and Ward, and the overpaid executive director of the Hawaii Republican Party.
Why, why, why is this loser
working at HRP??
MORE SWAMP FILTH
: In their nefarious subterfuge for power, Jack James and Fritz Rohlfing
sent a press release
Friday Night (hours before yesterday's meeting at party headquarters). In their immoral zeal and lust for power, they sent this scandalous press release
to the entire GOP membership statewide
every single news media outlet in the state
; the mass e-mail even alleged that law enforcement authorities were investigating the county website and fundraising which doesn't appear to have even begun yet. Talk about a
In this bogus press release
designed to help Boyd Ready at Brett Kulbis' expense, Satan James and Satan Rohlfing tried to help their Dark Lord and Master Andria Tupola by
about the new Oahu GOP website and more;
completely pretending they had no knowledge of any plans the new Honolulu County Republican Party had for messaging to the public, organizing volunteers, fundraising, etc.
At yesterday's meeting, three crucial things happened in relation to the Rohlfing/James press release.
, every single statement in Friday night's release was
revealed to be fabricated and 100% false
; partly by Kulbis showing Rohlfing's signature certifying all the topics covered at a post-convention meeting to discuss plans for the county (including the very website, fundraising, etc. which
the massive scumbag named Fritz Rohlfing pretended not to know about
). [It's no wonder Fritz will never get the federal judgeship he desperately wants --
cause he's an unethical, lying sack of horse manure
, the Oahu GOP county committee voted
to urge Rohlfing and James to
retract their phony, defamatory press release
in order to immediately reverse the damage to the Republican brand.
, Rohlfing responded to the vote by defiantly refusing - simply saying "NO" to the dozens of county committee members disgusted with his antics, Fritz refuses to retract his lies or even to order his paid flunkie Jack "I need this job so I'll debase myself and do anything" James to retract the
sleazy, lie-filled, press release
either. These are the soulless, zero-integrity megalomaniacs who have driven the Hawaii GOP into the dirt; to its lowest point EVER in Hawaii history. No wonder Boyd Ready and Andria Tupola and Bob McDermott and Gene Ward are mixed up with Rohlfing and James and Kweef Trollman.
Birds of a feather
. Closet Democrats. And practitioners of Satan worship.
ALL OF WHICH BRINGS US TO
THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
The absolute profanity-filled meltdown of Representative McDermott. You really haven't lived until you've been on the receiving end of "Onward Christian Soldier" Bob McDermott's verbally violent tirades. Unlike most people,
profanity and cries for help with anger management are music to the ears of fake conservatives hangers-on like sycophantic fake Republicans Fern Mossman and Rene Morgan. But McDonut's filthy tirades and narcissistic behavior makes the rest of us sick to our stomachs. Sorry about that, 'ladies'.
the need to pry the gavel out of Boyd Ready's hands
upon his losing is
still the funniest moment of yesterday's meeting
at party headquarters, the 2nd funniest and
single MOST disturbing moment
lasted several minutes. Remember that McDonut is the same guy who
wrote to HIRA a couple weeks ago
and boasted that he would definitely be the GOP's candidate for governor in 2018 and that we should go 'jerk each other off'. Remember that McDermott is Boyd Ready's #1 fan and endorser. And, yes, recall that McDonut is the same guy who memorably shouted in anger on the State House floor at fellow legislators
"Start acting like a f***ing Republican"
"do your f***ing job"
. Again, music to the ears of Mossman, Morgan and other phony-baloney 'conservatives' who are well practiced in looking the other way when their tainted buddies are involved;
Well, Bob's tirade yesterday (
following his candidate Boyd Ready's substantial loss
allowed the uninitiated to witness
McDonut freaking out, swearing, and accusing HIRA of having taken over the entire Hawaii GOP and making it clear that
anyone who disagreed was a liar or an idiot
. For a brief moment, Bob's tinfoil hat was visible even from commuters driving past the Kapiolani Blvd. headquarters. It seemed obvious to many people in attendance that he'd possibly gone off his meds. While we're not big fans of Bob's here at HIRA --
even though he credits HIRA with helping to defeat Pono Choices and fight same-sex marriage
-- we are concerned enough to consider a fundraiser to get Bob the serious help he needs. The way he was acting, you'd have thought old Bob McDonut had wolfed down a case of Doritos in his basement, chased by a gallon of Rollman's fermented 200 proof urine, before arriving at yesterday's county meeting in time for a
. Perhaps Fritz Rohlfing could use his sleazy lawyer tricks to get Bobby McD committed to the Kaneohe State Mental Institution for his own protection and that of his wife and kids and his coworkers and his staff like Trollman.
BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, YOU'RE A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the 'real' Bob McDermott at GOP headquarters on Saturday. He's a guy who's obviously battling demons and serious mental problems. Or maybe he's breathed in too much exhaust signwaving on Fort Weaver Road, where he's cursed to remain for the rest of his shortlived political career.
It was sad enough when Bob left the county convention four weeks ago with his tail between legs after
his publicly endorsed candidate
lost. But then again yesterday, when his same candidate lost, Bob became unhinged and got booed out of the headquarters by a universally disgusted county committee which grew sick of his cursing, accusing, and bloviating of wild conspiracy theories. HIRA heard that Bob left yesterday's explosive meeting (
) with his tail between his legs, only to find his car was covered with birdshit and a parking ticket to boot.
It's so sad to see a guy lose it completely and fall from grace at such high speed. Maybe the next time House Speaker Souki or Oahu GOP Chairman Kulbis gavels Snowflake Bob out of order, he'll shut up, sit down and listen instead. Or maybe he'll just go away after his campaign for governor.
a good day for Hawaii Republican Party, save the heartwarming re-confirmation of Kulbis & his ready-to-get-down-to-business county team (
be part of rebuilding the party in any office
). Rohlfing's failed RINO saboteurs and plotters have surely been holed up in Bob McDonut's smelly basement all weekend long; drinking plenty of Trollman-Aid and cooking up a new way to reverse the elections of Kulbis and his fellow county and district officers for the benefit of Tupola's twisted, corrupt campaign. Plus, they're determined to get towelboy Ready into that county chair position; hoping that nobody notices he was an eager and willing participant in a sleazy, coordinated smear campaign.
For the record, HIRA is very proud of the State Rules Chair and County Elections Chair for strongly standing on principle. But
it really sucks
that Satanic Rohlfing will still be on the Hawaii GOP's powerful executive committee for the next two years (
with a vote and a voice
) even after totally destroying the party over the past two years.
There's only one workaround
Fritz either needs to resign or be fired by the State Committee.
Then, a new chair can be selected to serve for the next few weeks until a new chair can be chosen at the State Convention in May. That way, Rohlfing will no longer be on the executive committee (using his satanic vote and voice)
working in league with other Tupola supporters
on weak GOP neighbor island county organizations where not even a single Republican holds office. In addition, HIRA believes a new interim chair could immediately FIRE Jack "Mehoff" James and can call for the long overdue resignation of TowelBoyd Ready, whose disgusting antics and willingness to backstab, cheat, lie and steal make him a more perfect fit with Hillary Clinton's political party.
Since the RINO party of Rohlfing never tells you anything, we hope that HIRA has lived up to your expectations of giving you the good, the bad and the ugly. You DESERVE to know why Republicans in Hawaii keep losing, why our party gets weaker, and why Democrats keep being allowed to win. HIRA tells it like it is and keeps the pressure on the party to get fixed so Republicans can start fixing what's wrong with Hawaii. Let's hope that the Oahu GOP's restoration is a sign of progress as Election Day 2018 gets closer and closer. As you can imagine, conservatives at HIRA will keep a close eye on this new leadership team for Honolulu County and hold out hope that these officers led by Brett Kulbis won't let Republicans down.