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St Patricks Day Jokes :-)
What did the leprechaun put in the wishing well?
A lepre-coin.
What do you get when you cross bedding with a boulder?
A sham-rock.
What is a leprechaun’s favorite vegetable?
Green beans!
Do leprechauns make good journalists?
Yes, they're great at shorthand!
What do you call someone who scams you on St. Patrick's Day?
A lepre-con!
What did St. Patrick say to the cobra?
He told it to hiss off!
What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of candy?
A peppermint paddy!
Why did the leprechaun reuse his pot of gold to make stew?
He wanted to go green!
What do leprechauns order at the diner?
Paddy melts!
What did the mischievous leprechaun get on Christmas morning?
A pot of coal!
Why do leprechauns make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are always a wee bit short!
What dance move do leprechauns pull at a party?
The shamrock shake.
What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk.
What do you call a leprechaun prank?
A saint pat-trick.
What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home?
A lepre-condo.
How do leprechauns get to space?
In a sham-rocket.
Why did the leprechaun put his pot of gold in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
A lepre-con!
Why did the leprechaun go outside?
To sit on his paddy-o.
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet!
Why do leprechauns hate running?
They’d rather jig than jog!
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