A Riddle: What am I?
In Spring I look happy,
Deck'd in comely array,
In Summer more clothing I wear;
When colder it grows,
I fling off my clothes,
And in Winter quite naked appear.
A: A Tree
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
Q: Who invented copper wire?
A: Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny.
Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?
A: Hop Suey!
Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich!
Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You're really growing, bud!
Q: What's the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool's Day?
A: On one you're thankful and on the other you're prankful!
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q: What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: FOUL weather!
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!
Q: What is a spring chick after it is five months old?
A: Six months old.
Q: Why did the boy start a gardening business?
A: Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! I'm going to fall.
Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A "flour" garden.
Q: Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
A: He was trying to grow a water-melon.
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!