Jokes :-)
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.
When is the best time to wash your Slinky?
During spring cleaning.
The bed store is having a spring sale. Unfortunately, the rest of the beds are still full price.
What kind of bow looks best when it's wet?
A rainbow.
What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill.
How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other?
“Hey, bud!”
What type of flower do you plant in the dark?
A light bulb.
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
Who is an herb’s favorite singer?
Elvis Parsley!
Why don’t skeletons go on vacation during spring break?
They have no body to go with!
Where did the shark go for summer vacation?
Finland.
How does the ocean say hello on spring break?
It waves!
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
What falls but never gets hurt?
The rain.
What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower?
A drizzly bear.
Which bird should you never let into a jewelry store?
A robin.
|