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Honey Badger Report #16

July 2024

In this issue:

• Old Time Barn Revival July 14, 2024
• Douglas County Primary Election Recap 2024
• The Sky is Falling, Is It Really?
• Response to: How Did They Get This So Wrong? By Parker Town Council Official Laura Hefta
• Tip of the Hat
• Liberty Score Card 2024
• How did this Family End Up in the White House?
• The Great Debate Debacle: Biden's Blundering Performance
• DEFEATING RANKED-CHOICE VOTING
• Protect Kids Colorado

Be sure to check out the new section of the Honey Badger

"Conservative Grassroots Resources"

Disclaimer: The articles and content in this newsletter represent the opinions (you know, commentary) and viewpoints of the authors and are presented for informational and discussion purposes only. They are not presented as objective news and should not be interpreted as factual reporting. I encourage our readers to critical thinking when forming their opinions. The views expressed in this newsletter are those of the individual authors and do not necessarily reflect your opinion. That's the whole point!

Get Your Tickets Before They Are All GONE!

Old Time Barn Revival

Douglas County GOP

Family Picnic

To everyone rallying for unity within the Douglas County GOP, this event is especially for you! Don't miss out on our UNITY EVENT on July 14th, exactly what you've been asking for. Let’s come together for a memorable day of fun, fellowship, and forward-thinking!

Key Ticket Details:

Adult Admission: $5.00

Kids under 6: Free

Check out the details below for FAQs and more info. Then, use the link below to find the event and secure your tickets.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

What’s up with the $5.00 fee per adult?

• You might be wondering if we’ve got a Biden Money Tree hidden somewhere, but nope! Just like any grand shindig, there are costs involved. Your $5 helps cover essentials like Portapotties, live music, hot dogs, and hamburgers. Any leftovers in the kitty will cheerfully find their way to the Douglas County GOP.

What to Wear?

• This bash is outdoors at a working barn, folks! Colorado afternoons can get toasty, so dress light, slap on a hat, and don’t forget your sunscreen.

Pot Luck Details:

• Get ready to feast! We’ll tell you what to bring a week before the event: service ware, condiments, sides, mains, desserts, and ice. Remember, it’s a BYOD (Bring Your Own Drink) affair, and keep it alcohol-free, please.

What’s on the Menu?

• We're keeping things simple hamburgers, hot dogs, and whatever the other attendees bring for the Pot Luck.

Do I need to be a GOP member to come?

• Not at all! We're throwing open the barn doors to all Conservatives in Douglas County and nearby lands. Come one, come all!

Volunteers Needed:

• Oh yes! We need hands on deck for set-up, parking, security, running kids' games, food service, and clean-up. Expect a call to arms a bit closer to the day. Let’s make this a bash to remember!

Calling All Primary Winners!

• Are you interested in a tent at our event? Drop me a note, and I’ll share all the details. If not, just grab a ticket, mingle with the crowd, and embrace the time-honored tradition of shaking hands and baby-kissing with our attendees!

Douglas County Primary Election Recap 2024

It’s been a veritable MASH unit in the political battlegrounds across Douglas County and the great state of Colorado. Here’s the local recap:

• CD4: Lauren Boebert
• State Board of Education: Kristy “KBB” Burton Brown
• State Senate District 2: Lisa Frizell
• HD39: Brandi Bradley
• HD43: Matt Burcham
• HD45:Max Brooks
• Douglas County DA JD23: George Brauchler
• County Commissioners: George Teal (District 2) Kevin Van Winkle (District 3)

Hats off to all the brave souls who entered the arena. Whether you're a seasoned veteran or a first-time campaigner, stepping into the political arena takes resolve.

For those who fought valiantly but didn’t clinch the victory, remember, this isn’t the time to fade into the shadows. We don’t need ghost soldiers, we need leaders, active on the front lines. Take this as a call to arms to help reclaim our county, state, and nation from the grip of destructive liberal policies. Rally behind our GOP leaders like Steve Peck and Dave Williams, close ranks against open primaries, and challenge the petitioning straight to the ballot. Stand up to School Boards, Town Councils, Colorado State House and wherever we see our Constitution being trampled.

And to our victors who won their skirmishes, the real battle begins now, winning the hearts and minds of every conservative voter for the November showdown. Remember, the grassroots conservatives you might have sidelined are the ones you’ll need to fill in those crucial ballots. Are you going to champion our causes or straddle the fence? Are your coffers filled by grassroots donations or liberal PACs? We’re watching, and believe me, we're taking names.

To the true conservatives out there, our battle is far from over. Critics like Mike Lynch might see groups like Parker Conservatives as the problem within the Colorado GOP, but it’s the faint-hearted, wishy-washy, ‘Trans-Republicans’ who are the real issue. We’re the backbone of the GOP, and without our support, candidates are just hollow shells. We’re looking for real, substantial change from the ground up.

This movement isn’t just a fad, it’s a revolution that’s gaining momentum across America. Big-money groups might have the cash, but we've got the conviction of true American patriots. We’re actively recruiting the disenfranchised and building our ranks, not just in numbers but in spirit.

Mark your calendars for the Barn Revival / Come Together Picnic on July 14 at JA Ranch, hosted by Parker Conservative and the Douglas County GOP. This is your chance to show where you stand. Missing out isn't just a no-show; it's a declaration of where you stand in this war for conservative values and principles.

To those who've stood by me, and to those who've walked away, know that true friendship isn’t about what you gain but what you're willing to stand for together shoulder to shoulder. To my allies, I’ve got your six, and I know you’ve got mine.

Together, we’ll continue to fight for our town, our county, and our country against the progressive menace. So, let’s lock and load for the battles ahead, it's time to win this war in November!

The Sky is Falling, Is It Really?

In the reverberation of yet another electrifying primary election, a big thank you is in order to the Republican Establishment and the ever-so-helpful Trans-Republicans. Your swift calls for the ousting of Dave Williams have been illuminating, to say the least. It’s fascinating how quickly those cries for party unity transform into a witch hunt gathering signatures within our own ranks. This is unity? More like unity under tyranny, or to be less dramatic, under your iron-fisted control.

But wait, there's more! The push to remove current Colorado State GOP officers really tops off your performance. Your unity feels like a cold shower in January on Mt Evans, shockingly unpleasant and entirely unnecessary. And let’s talk about that request of a closed vote. Is the heat of a roll-call vote too much for your fragile feelings? You need to be asking yourself this, “What happens to us if we don’t get the 3/5 vote required to unseat the current Colorado GOP Officers”? Besides being publicly humiliated, you will never be taken seriously again in the State Party. You will become Chicken Little.

We might as well be extras in an episode of "UnXplained Mysteries" with the absurdity on display here. Your attempts at a power grab are so glaringly obvious they’d be comical if they weren't so damaging.

Here’s some free advice: Ditch this disastrous train wreck of a strategy and start practicing what you preach about unity. If you truly believe in change, show some decency and challenge the leadership at the elections in early 2025. But no, why do that when you can continue ripping pages from the Progressive playbook? And you wonder why we withhold our respect.

The real loser from this election isn’t just party unity, it’s the integrity of our political conversation. Step off the soapbox, drop the grandstanding, and maybe, just maybe, we can start taking steps towards genuine unity, not just unity when it’s convenient for your power plays. This is not just a suggestion, it's a call to action for all true grassroot conservatives.

"Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network."

Mitch Kapor

Response to: How Did They Get This So Wrong?

By Parker Town Council Official Laura Hefta

How Did They Get This So Wrong?

Reprint from HB June 2024 Issue

Kept for Context Concerning the Above Response

In the quirky world of Parker politics, the Town Council might just be the crown jewel of confusion. As we previously dissected in Honey Badger #13, this group has an affinity for marching in near-perfect unison, with a staggering 843 votes cast together in 2023 and a measly 9 dissenting votes. Exclude the procedural “Come to Order” and “Adjourn,” and you’ve got yourself a regular ol’ echo chamber. Doing the work of the People, right…..

Fast forward to April 1, 2024, no joke here, Mayor Jeff Toborg’s valiant effort to reduce grocery taxes was unceremoniously crushed under the collective boot of the Parker Town Council. They voted with stunning uniformity on Resolution 24-028 (Click Here for the Resolution), effectively tossing out the grocery tax cut before it could even see the light of a November ballot. If this isn’t a glaring example of progressive authoritarianism in action, I’m not sure what is. Apparently, allowing "We the People" to make decisions is far too risky for our intellectual superiors on the council. They assume we can’t possibly grasp the complexities of budgets and economics. But let’s consider the facts: even if town revenue didn't increase, which is laughable given the speed at which Parker is growing, we’d be looking at a modest budget cut of 2-3.5%. Yet, instead of tightening their belts, the council’s first move was to threaten a cut to the police budget. Classic fearmongering! But wait, there’s more intrigue—Laura Hefta (R), at a recent Parker Conservatives meeting, proclaimed her support for Mayor Jeff. However, when push came to shove to advance the grocery tax cut, she fell in line with the rest of the council, as per usual, making it a 6-0 vote to kill the tax cut initiative.

So, what’s the plan for "We the People"? With three council seats up for grabs this November, it’s time for a major overhaul. We need fresh, steadfast, grassroots conservative faces on the Parker Town Council. If we can get 3 new patriots in place, Mayor Jeff could be the tie-breaking force we need. It’s only the beginning, but it's a critical step. The rumor mill is churning with potential conservative candidates, but we need more than whispers, we need action. I’m here, ready to help steer a new group toward a grassroots conservative resurgence in Parker.

From our Parker Town Council don’t be looking there for any help, they are taking a page right out of Lora Thomas’s playbook. It seems this topic is just too hot for them. It's a shame; this could have been a seminal moment to help solidify the 3 Parker Town Council members for re-election; this move will show them the door, I believe.

Stay strong, keep fighting, and remember, November is our chance to turn the tide. Let’s make it count!

"Progressivism is the cancer in America"

Glenn Beck

"Tip of the Hat" 🎩 this month to the Primary Candidates Volunteers  

Thank you for stepping up to help fight for your candidates!

Do you know someone that works hard for the greater good? Send me a note with the person's name and why we should highlight them. I'll see about having them in an upcoming issue.

Liberty Score Card 2024

Here are the FINAL 2024 session scores! The *** denotes Representatives that voted for the Democratic House Chair in 2023 when there was a Republican to vote for.

Recap of our Douglas County Elected Officials:

(S) Kevin Van Winkle (R) CO030, Score 84 (83.5 in 2023)

(HR) Brandi Bradley (R) CO039, Score 84 (68.8 in 2023)

(S) Mark Baisley (R) CO004, Score 73 (77 in 2023)

(HR) Lisa Frizell (R) CO045, Score 72 (59.6 in 2023)

(S) Jim Smallwood (R) CO002, Score 67 (68.4 in 2023)

(HR) Anthony Hartsook (R) CO044, Score 68 (61.5 in 2023) The ONLY Doug Co Representative that openly voted for a Democrat House Chairperson when a Republican candidate was available to vote for. Day 539 with no apology to his constituents for this betrayal of the Republican Party.

(HR) Bob Marshall (D) CO043, Score 35 (26.8 in 2023)

There is no spin here. These are the numbers from the Colorado Liberty Scorecard. You may not like it, but it is an impartial scoring system to our constitution. I encourage all constituents if they don't like what they see in their representative scores, call and email them (full list of contacts at the bottom of the report). Provide your elected officials with your feedback in a loud voice!

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

Will Rogers

How did this Family End Up in the White House?

Throughout history, we’ve witnessed the rise of many detestable figures, Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, Hillary Clinton. However, rising to the top of the familial hall of shame is the Biden Crime Family, seemingly competing for the most reprehensible family award.

Questioning the moral compass of the Biden family is like asking if the sky is blue, obvious and undisputed. The only members potentially exempt from this tarnished legacy are Hunter’s ex-wife and his forgotten youngest child, both ostracized, perhaps the only clean hands in a family dripping in scandal.

This family saga reads like a pharmaceutical ad, only instead of selling you a cure, they’re probably spreading the disease. Joe Biden, for his part, not only wrecked a marriage to start his own under questionable pretenses but also indulged in highly inappropriate behavior with his daughter.

The Bidens' tale could very well serve as a cautionary tale of nepotism, corruption, and moral decay, etched into the annals of history as a family not merely flawed but fundamentally rotten. This is not just a story of personal failings; it's a reflection of a disturbing tolerance for such behavior at the highest levels of power, where accountability seems as absent as integrity in their family tree.

History will indeed record Joe Biden's presidency as the worst, but also as the patriarch of a family whose legacy is marred by scandals that should have disqualified them from ever stepping foot in the White House.

“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.”

Ayn Rand

The Great Debate Debacle: Biden's Blundering Performance

Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your MAGA hats because we've got a doozy for you! This weeks presidential debate was supposed to be the grand showdown, the Clash of the Titans, the ultimate battle between good (Trump) and evil (Biden). But what we got was more like a Trump torching of Biden’s long 3.5 years in the White House.

Joe Biden, the self-proclaimed champion of the people, was supposed to come out swinging, defending his record and proving that he's still got what it takes to lead this great nation. Instead, he looked like a deer in the headlights, frozen in time as the world around him crumbled. It was like watching a rerun of Weekend at Bernie's, but with more awkward pauses.

Trump, on the other hand, was in his element, delivering his signature one-liners and jabs like a seasoned pro. He had Biden on the ropes from the start, and it was clear that the former president had done his homework while Biden was busy napping in the Oval Office. The Brandon comment was FIRE!

But let's be real here, folks. This debate was just a formality. We all know that Biden's campaign is a sinking ship, and last weeks performance was the final nail in the coffin. The Progressive Democrats have been scrambling to find a replacement for months, but it's too little, too late. The delegates are already pledged, the money is already spent, and the damage is already done.

So, what's next for the Biden camp? Well, they could try to convince Kamala Harris to step up to the plate, but let's be honest, she's about as popular as stepping in dog crap. Or they could try to rally behind some other up-and-coming Democrat, but at this point, it would be like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Who would be in the bullpen, Gavin (laws don’t apply to me), Newsom, Lock Her Up Hillary, or Big Mike Obama? A trifecta of human rubbish.

The truth is, the Democrats have no one to blame but themselves. They put all their eggs in the Biden basket, and now they're left with a broken shell of a candidate. It's time for them to face the music and admit that they made a grave mistake. LOL

In the end, this debate was a disaster for Biden and a triumph for Trump. The American people deserve a president who is strong, confident, and capable of leading this country forward. And last night, it was clear that Joe Biden is none of those things. It's time for us to rally behind a strong conservative leader who can steer our nation in the right direction.

TRUMP 2024



"We are fast approaching the stage of the ultimate inversion: the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases, while the citizens may act only by permission; which is the stage of the darkest periods of human history, the stage of rule by brute force."

Ayn Rand

ALL HANDS ON DECK/CALL TO ACTION

DEFEATING RANKED-CHOICE VOTING

We are currently fighting against Kent Thiry’s proposed Ranked Choice Voting initiatives. The false narratives are many, and they must be debunked. Thiery’s proposed changes will fundamentally eliminate the political parties and the current election system in CO.

A group of grassroots activists have incessantly worked to create three initiatives (aka “The Good Initiatives”) to counteract Thiry’s efforts:

• Initiative 201: Prohibit Ranked Choice Voting (aka “Instant Runoff Elections)
• Initiative 202: Ballot Access Through Caucus and Assembly Process (Blocks Petition Only Access),
• Initiative 278: Primary Elections for Major Political Parties (Close the Primary).

Signatures need to be collected from 2% of each of Colorado’s 35 Senate Districts no later than July 31st. We need volunteers to collect signatures in their Senate District. Please contact the Good Initiatives Team to volunteer. We need all hands on deck!

With your help, these three initiatives will be included in our Colorado Constitution.

Join this serious effort today! Please help us win by:

1. Signing all three initiatives (Initiative 201, 202 & 278). Click here for a calendar of events/locations to sign. We need to collect 2% of signatures from each of Colorado’s 35 Senate Districts by July 31st.

2. Signing up to collect signatures here.

3. Donating to support printing & delivery of petitions, as well as administrative costs. You can donate here or make checks payable to: The Good Initiatives, 1727 Main St, Box 6067, Longmont, CO 80501

4. Visit www.coloradocounts.com for further information.

“How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!”



Thomas Jefferson

Protect Kids Colorado

Protect Kids Colorado seeks to educate, unify, and mobilize dads, moms, grandparents, business owners, community leaders, elected representatives and every member of society to protect the kids from becoming minions of “false truths”.

We seek to ignite the “inherited responsibility” of the family and community to protect the most vulnerable – “ the children”.

We seek to restore into the public square and into the public policy of Colorado that parents have a fundamental right and responsibility to nurture and make decisions concerning:

• the overall care, custody, and accountability of their children,
• guidance over the education, upbringing instruction, religious and moral instruction,
• health, medical care, welfare, place of habitation,
• counseling, psychological, and emotional well-being of their children

A substantial percentage of law-abiding parents and citizens have been conditioned to believe that public schools are a safe environment and that indoctrination concerning sexualization, and gender transformation is not being encouraged in the classrooms. All evidence shows that this is happening in every classroom across Colorado.

Our heart is to mobilize the Church to engage with biblical and medical truth. Our goal is to educate our audience and connect them with resources and organizations across Colorado, creating a social movement.

Protect Kids Colorado stands for preserving America’s constitutional republic of government which preserves the consent of the governed through legitimately elected representatives for the purpose of guaranteeing to each citizen their Creator-given rights.

We have two approved ballot initiatives:

• Parental Notification of Gender Incongruence
• Keep Boys out of Girls Sports

EVERYONE has a

DEEP-ROOTED RESPONSIBILITY

to Protect our Kids!

Volunteer With Protect Kids Colorado

Join Us in Making a Difference for Every Child

At Protect Kids Colorado, we believe in the power of collective action to create a world where every child is protected and nurtured. If you share our same passion for ensuring a brighter future for children, we invite you to become a vital part of our volunteer team.

Why Volunteer with Us?

• Impact: Make a direct and positive impact on the lives of children in Colorado.
• Community: Join a diverse and passionate community dedicated to championing the best interests of children. 
• Skill Development: Enhance your skills and gain valuable experience in areas such as advocacy, fundraising, and community outreach.
• Collaboration: Work alongside like-minded individuals and professionals who are committed to the well-being of children.
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Volunteer Opportunities

Carry A Petition:

• Become a voice for children by gathering petition signatures to bring our initiatives to life on the Colorado Ballot.

Events And Fundraising:

• Contribute to our success by hosting an event to gather more signatures on petitions and help raise funds for our programs and initiatives.

Give Your Time:

• Can you show up to stuff envelopes, make phone calls or help by contributing any kind of skilled trade?

Sign Up Below and Start Making a Difference Today!

A note on Deep Space

Are you planning a conservative event and in search of the perfect venue? Deep Space in Parker could be an excellent fit for you if you expect at least 80 attendees and plan on ordering food and beverages. While there is a minimum spend requirement, this should easily be met with a guest list of 80-100 people. If you're interested, please contact me, and I'll connect you with the owners of Deep Space to discuss further details.

So, a question you might have is, “Why Honey Badger”?



Honey Badgers have been described in the Guinness Book of Records as the "most fearless animal in the world" and can even fight off much larger predators like lions and hyenas if challenged. We know the political landscape is filled with hyenas, thus, we need the Honey Badger.

"You may think that I'm a confrontational jerk, and you may be right. But the confrontational jerk community serves an important purpose. No cultural battle can be won or has ever been won anywhere in the world without us.

You need us, whether you like it or not."

Matt Walsh

Conservative Grassroots Resources

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The Quest is on!

RINO Watch Colorado

Mission Statement

RINO Watch Colorado is the voice of grassroots Republicans, and the one-stop resource for news, editorials, websites and podcasts that cut through the Establishment and liberal spin.

We expose RINOs and support grassroots Patriots. We are a collective of grassroots activists.

A RINO is a Republican In Name Only.  Someone who claims to be Republican but whose actions show they have abandoned GOP principles.  RINOs often work in tandem with Democrats to destroy grassroots Republicans.

Click Here to Visit RINO Watch Colorado

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Chuck Bonniwell And Julie Hayden

Bringing You The Truth Straight Up

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3-4 PM MST

As residents of Denver, Colorado, Chuck and Julie have a close and personal experience with the political landscape in Colorado. Listen in as they discuss the ever-changing political climate here in Colorado.

#TRUTHSTRAIGHTUP

Click Here to Visit the Chuck and Julie Show

Freedom Fellowship (DougCo)

Mission: To unite, develop, empower, and mobilize individuals across Douglas County to promote Godly conservative values and American exceptionalism.

Our name is a nod to Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring - People from different walks of life bringing their unique skills, experience, insights, and passions to unite in purpose to fight evil.

Come and join "The FUN" people on the 3rd Thursday

of each month at Blue Spruce Brewing.

East County Line and South Colorado Blvd

5:30pm - 7:00pm Fellowship

7:00pm Program

Click Here to Visit the Freedom Fellowship FB Group

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SEE EVERYONE ON July 14, 2024

At the Old Time Barn Revival!

Please note that Parker Conservative meetings are PRIVATE

and for Conservatives ONLY!

Media outlets and any type of journalist are NOT INVITED

and will be turned away.

Parker Conservative meetings are held in a

private meeting space that is not open to the public.