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Honey Badger Report #21

December 2024

In this issue:

• We the People Network
• Here is a Tissue to Dry Your Tears
• Parker Election Fallout
• Call to Action – Parker Town Council, Overwatch!
• Mayor Mike "Baffoon" Johnston of Denver
• Tip of the Hat
• Liberty Score Card
• WTF, by Cousin Eddie
• Right, Left or Middle?
• Trump Wins!

Be sure to check out the new section of the Honey Badger

"Conservative Grassroots Resources"

Disclaimer: The articles and content in this newsletter represent the opinions (you know, commentary) and viewpoints of the authors and are presented for informational and discussion purposes only. They are not presented as objective news and should not be interpreted as factual reporting. I encourage our readers to critical thinking when forming their opinions. The views expressed in this newsletter are those of the individual authors and do not necessarily reflect your opinion. That's the whole point!

I am very excited to announce the full launch of

“We the People Network”!

www.wtpnetwork.net

Quality Grassroots Conservative News and Opinion:

Where you want it, when you want it.

What is "We The People Network" all about? This is where the Real Grassroots Conservative Patriots roast Libtards and RINO’s!

Hey there, freedom lovers and truth seekers! You've stumbled upon "We the People Network," the digital campfire around which the true grassroots conservatives of Parker, Douglas County, Colorado, and our great Nation gather to warm their hands to the flames of liberty.

Are you tired of the same old song and dance from the UniParty and establishment media, where the story never changes, and the tune is always "more of the same"? Well, pull up your folding chair because we're here to change that up with some good old-fashioned grassroots conservative passion!

Here at "We the People Network," we're not just conservative, we're grassroots conservatively “conservative.” We believe in calling out the Left and just as much the UniParty, Establishment Republicans, and those pesky RINO’s faster than you can say "taxation is theft."

What's on the menu, you ask? A hearty helping of news, opinion, and a side of sarcasm, all served fresh. We're serving up stories that the mainstream media wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole unless, of course, they could use it to prop up their narratives.

Our mission? To embolden you, the backbone of America, with the truth bombs that'll make you the most interesting person at any gathering or, more importantly, at the voting booth. We're here also to support those brave souls running for Republican office who actually remember what the Constitution looks like.

Think of us as your one-stop shop for:

• News: The kind that doesn't make you feel like you're being sold swampland in Washington, DC.
• Opinion: Rants with the sharpness of a skilled surgeon.
• Activism: Because shouting at your TV only does so much.

Think of us like Turning Point’s rowdy older uncle, who shows up to the family reunion in his pick-up, 12 pack under his arm, a cigar, holding a megaphone. We're here to amplify the grassroots conservative voice, ensuring that "We the People" isn't just a catchy preamble but a living, breathing movement.

So, if you're ready to join the ranks of the informed, the irked, and the outright indignant, welcome aboard. Let's expose some Leftist Progressives, UniParty, Establishment Republicans, RINOs, and those new Trans-Republicans, and support our fellow patriots, and maybe, just maybe, save the republic one click at a time.



 "Everybody has an opportunity in America. I don’t care if guys whine and complain about this or that. You know, no country affords its inhabitants the opportunities

that the U.S.A. gives to its people.”

Bobby Knight

Here is a Tissue to Dry Your Tears

My sincerest condolences to the usual suspects of societal sabotage. Condolences to the illegal aliens flooding across our borders, not for their circumstances, but for the harsh reality that America’s backbone isn’t as spineless as you hoped. Condolences to China and the drug dealers, it must hurt to see some Americans waking up to the poison you peddle. Condolences to the believers of the climate apocalypse (Al Gore), still waiting for their moment of righteous doom while flying in private planes to climate summits.

A special note of condolence to Taylor Swift and all the Swifty’s, this is a perfect reminder that fame does not equal wisdom. To the Palestinian terrorists: you lost your PR edge when the world saw the atrocities you cheered on and took action.

My condolences to the evil Islamic State sympathizers and their criminal ambitions. To the bureaucrats of European socialism, the masters of tax-and-squander governance, who still think their way is enviable. Condolences to the ever-woke Hollywood elites, who churn out box office flops with the same fervor they preach DEI (being led by Disney).

Closer to home, condolences to the Colorado election officials who preside over a system where they share BIOS passwords like Colorado hands out free needles to inject poison in its citizens. To the GOP establishment and Rino asshats (Eli Bremer, Todd Watkins, Brita Horn, Kristy Burton Brown, Steve Peck, Renee Anderson, Larry Giesner, Andy Jones, Meghann Silverthorne, Lisa Frizell, Anthony Hardsuck, Richard Holtorf, Christy Fidura, and last but not least Joy Overbeck. To see the entire list of GOP Traitors, Click Here who’ve mastered the art of folding faster than a lawn chair at a barbecue after your failed coup. You remind us why you’re about as trustworthy as a used car salesman with a nervous tic.

And let’s not forget the worshipers of death, the Planned Parenthood apologists, whose dedication to their ghoulish trade would make Dracula blush. And to those still celebrating every absurd Biden gaffe as “charming,” condolences to what’s left of your dignity, assuming you actually had some.

To all of the above and more, my heartfelt condolences. May your sanctimonious illusions rest in the same peace you deny to the rest of us who value freedom, faith, family, and sanity. You’ve earned it.

"True things prevail"

Tucker Carlson

Parker Election Fallout

Well, well, well, folks of Douglas County, here we are, watching the once quaint, conservative jewel of Parker, Colorado, take a hard left turn into the land of Pride Fest and the home of the self-righteous Socialism. In a move that can only be described as a political coup, the Town of Parker has crowned Josh Rivero as the new Mayor. Yes, Joshua Rivero, the man who might as well have "Rubber Stamp" engraved on his forehead for all the independent thinking he'll be doing.

And let’s not forget the triumphant re-election of Town Council members Laura Hefta, Todd Hendricks, and John Diak. These folks have spent years perfecting their groupthink routine, a record-breaking 99.5% voting alignment. Impressive! It’s like they’re auditioning for a North Korean politburo. Of course, this election was a "golden opportunity" to change the course of Parker’s future, but how could we expect anything else with a decade-long influx of leftist imports via endless apartment complexes? Affordable housing, they called it. Translation: a Trojan horse to erode Parker’s conservative roots.

Now, with Rubber Stamp Rivero ascending to Mayor, his Town Council seat is up for grabs. Surely, one might think the fourth-place candidate, Mike Drennan, would be the logical choice. After all, that’s what respecting the voters looks like, right? Ha! Think again. This council doesn’t respect voters; they’re too busy sharpening their knives for backroom deals. Thanks to the council’s unanimous voting record, we can safely predict they’ve already pre-selected their next yes-man—or woman. Why bother with elections when you can handpick cronies behind closed doors?

So, here we are, watching Parker morph into something unrecognizable to its original settlers. The town that once prided itself on its rural charm and conservative values now seems poised to become another cookie-cutter, progressive pit stop, "Aurora Jr."

But hey, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe Parker Town Council will surprise us all by choosing a path that respects its heritage and its people. But if history is any indication, we’re about to see more of the same old, same old, with a shiny new socialist twist. Keep your eyes peeled, Douglas County, because the show’s just getting started, and it looks like we’re all in the front row.

Progressivism is the cancer in America"



Glenn Beck

Call to Action – Parker Town Council, Overwatch!

Attention, patriots of Parker! It’s time to put on your watchdog collars and get serious. I am looking for 6 patriots; I’m talking about the Dobermans and Belgian Malinois of our group to step up and form a Parker Town Council watchdog group along with Pam and me. Why? Because our town council has turned into a circus act, where every politician votes in lockstep as directed by our new Mayor, Josh Rivero, ignoring the very people who put them there.

Let's get this straight: when every council member votes the same, that's not democracy, that's a puppet show. And guess who's pulling the strings? Not us, that’s for sure.

We're looking for the most vigilant among us to keep an eye on these proceedings. No more Pride Fest without a fight. No more decisions that fly in the face of common sense and conservative values. We need guardians, not lapdogs.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves:

1. Attending one council meeting every 2 months. Yes, even the snooze-fests.
2. Reporting back with the precision of a Swiss watch. We want details, not fluff.
3. You do not need to live in Parker to fill these watchdog spots!

If you’re ready to join this elite squad, if you’re ready to be the watchdog that barks when there's trouble, then step forward. Click Here to send me an email. Let’s make sure our voices aren’t just heard, they’re heeded.

The time for polite requests is over. It’s time for action. Who’s with me?

"The people are the only legitimate fountain of power."

James Madison

Mayor Mike "Buffoon" Johnston of Denver

Alright, buckle up, folks, because we're about to dive into the latest episode of "As the Sanctuary City Turns," starring Denver's very own Mayor Mike Johnston playing the role of the rebellious, virtue-signaling hero in his self-scripted drama.

Here we go! In what can only be described as a toddler's tantrum on a municipal scale, Mayor Johnston has publicly declared he's ready to throw down with the incoming Trump administration over immigration policies. Yes, you heard that right. The mayor of Denver, in a move that screams "look at me, I'm fighting the good fight," has basically said, "Come at me, bro," to the federal government.

He's not just talking the talk, he's apparently ready to walk the walk straight into a jail cell. Johnston has vowed to mobilize the Denver Police and, get this, even "50,000 Denverites" to form a human wall against federal agents tasked with deporting illegal aliens. He's calling it a "Tiananmen Square moment," but let's be real, it's more like a "selfie" moment.

Now, here's where it gets spicy. What Johnston might not realize, or perhaps he's just banking on his 15 minutes of fame (I’m guessing the latter), is that his actions could very well be considered obstruction of justice or interference with federal law enforcement. Title 8, United States Code, Section 1324, for those who like to read the fine print, makes it a felony to harbor or conceal illegal aliens. But hey, what's a little felony between friends when you're fighting for your political image, right?

Enter Tom Homan, Trump's steel spined border czar, who seems more than ready to RSVP to Johnston's jail party. Homan has made it clear he's not just willing but downright eager to put Johnston in handcuffs if he steps over that legal line. "He's willing to go to jail, I'm willing to put him in jail," Homan stated.

So, what are we looking at here? A mayor who thinks he's starring in his own political thriller, ready to go to jail on our dime for a cause that's less about justice and more about making personal headlines. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left wondering if this is really how we're spending our tax dollars.

Denver’s mayor is playing a dangerous game of chicken with federal law, betting his freedom on the gamble that maybe, just maybe, his political theater will pay off in the long run (ha). But if I were betting, my money's on Homan having the last laugh. Remember, this isn't just about policy; it's about political posturing from a loser Democrat mayor. Keep your popcorn ready, because this could get entertaining.

"If you're not happy here, you can leave."



Donald J Trump, July 2019

"Tip of the Hat" 🎩

Rita Young

Rita, along with all the Honk and Wave patriots in Parker this election season, thank you for organizing and spreading the word to support Trump

and our down-ballot Republican candidates.

Thank you for stepping up and leading!

Do you know someone that works hard for the greater good? Send me a note with the person's name and why we should highlight them. I'll see about having them in an upcoming issue.

Liberty Score Card 2024

Here are the FINAL 2024 session scores! The *** denotes Representatives that voted for the Democratic House Chair in 2023 when there was a Republican to vote for.

Recap of our Douglas County Elected Officials:

(S) Kevin Van Winkle (R) CO030, Score 84 (83.5 in 2023)

(HR) Brandi Bradley (R) CO039, Score 84 (68.8 in 2023)

(S) Mark Baisley (R) CO004, Score 73 (77 in 2023)

(HR) Lisa Frizell (R) CO045, Score 72 (59.6 in 2023)

(S) Jim Smallwood (R) CO002, Score 67 (68.4 in 2023)

(HR) Anthony Hartsook (R) CO044, Score 68 (61.5 in 2023) The ONLY Doug Co Republican Representative that openly voted for a Democrat House Chairperson when a Republican candidate was available to vote for. Day 691 with no apology to his constituents for this betrayal of the Republican Party.

(HR) Bob Marshall (D) CO043, Score 35 (26.8 in 2023)

There is no spin here. These are the numbers from the Colorado Liberty Scorecard. You may not like it, but it is an impartial scoring system to our constitution. I encourage all constituents if they don't like what they see in their representative scores, call and email them (full list of contacts at the bottom of the report). Provide your elected officials with your feedback in a loud voice!

"I don't make jokes.

I just watch the government and report the facts."

Will Rogers

"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims…but accomplices."

George Orwell

WTF, by Cousin Eddie

All right, buckle up, folks, because it's time for another episode of "WTF by Cousin Eddie," where we dive headfirst into the absurdities that only liberal governance could dream up.

So, here's the deal: California, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to pull the plug on motor home sales. Yep, you heard that right. Starting next year, if you were planning on buying a new motor home to escape the liberal lunacy of California for a bit, you might as well start looking at used models, because new ones? Forget about it, “Donnie Brasco”

Now, the genius behind this move, courtesy of the California Air Resources Board (CARB), is their so-called Advanced Clean Trucks regulation. This isn't just about pushing electric trucks, no sir. It's about banning anything that burns a fossil fuel with the same zeal as they ban conservative thoughts in their universities and the California State Legislature.

Imagine this: You're out there, looking for the American dream on wheels, a Class A or C diesel motor home, maybe even a cozy Class B for those weekend getaways. But nope. If it's over 8,500 GVWR and has a combustion engine, you're out of luck. Even gas motor homes are getting the axe. Why? Because they don't fit into the 'zero-emission' fantasy land California seems to be building.

And let's not forget, this isn't just a California problem. Like some sort of progressive plague, it's spreading. Oregon, Washington, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and soon, Colorado in 2027. They're all lining up to ban the very vehicles that symbolize freedom and the open road.

But here's the kicker: CARB thinks this is all fine because manufacturers can just buy "clean air credits." Oh sure, because nothing says fiscal responsibility like adding another expensive layer to the already pricey business of RV production.

What does this mean for the average Cousin Eddie who loves to hit the road in their RV? It means the industry's backbone is under attack. The RVIA is trying to fight back, but it's like watching someone try to put out a California wildfire with a squirt gun.

So, to my fellow conservatives in Colorado, if you want to keep the spirit of the open road alive, might I suggest speaking to your representatives NOW or start looking into solar panels for your existing RVs. Because soon, enjoying a simple road trip might require you to have a political correctness registration.

Shiters Full.......

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”

José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

Right, Left or Middle?

Hey folks, let's dive into something that'll make you chuckle and maybe, just maybe, roll your eyes so hard you'll see the back of your own head. Ever wonder why we're called “right-wingers” or why the snowflakes are “left-wing”? Well, buckle up, because this tale is as French as surrendering.

So, picture this: It's the French Revolution, a time when everyone was either losing their heads or losing their minds. In their fancy-schmancy National Assembly, the seating chart wasn't just about who got the best view or who could sneak out for a breath of fresh air unnoticed. No, it was political.

On the right side, you had the crew who loved the king, the church. These were the original “right-wingers”, holding on to tradition like it's the last mango in Paris.

Now, over on the left, you had the radicals, the guys wearing berets and sipping on whatever the 18th-century equivalent of a soy skinny latte was. They wanted equality for all, down with the monarchy, and let's give the guillotine some work for those who don’t agree (some 40,000 lost their heads from 1793-1794).

Isn't it just hilarious? Our political identity, which we take so seriously, comes from where people decided to sit in a room over 200 years ago in France, a country that, let's be honest, has a history of rolling over faster than a Labrador looking for a belly rub.

Now, here we are, calling ourselves left or right, and sometimes center, based on this French seating chart. Let's not forget these are the same people who thought the Eiffel Tower was an eyesore when it was built and that open borders are a good thing.



"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

Trump Wins!

The 2024 election is a wrap, and the results are in: Donald J. Trump is once again the President of the United States. Cue the applause, the gnashing of teeth from progressives, like Rob Reiner and Joy Behar can be heard for 1000’s of miles. We are also hearing the sigh of relief from Christians who stepped up and made their voices heard. The big question remains: why did Christians show up in droves to vote for Trump on November 5th? The answer is simple, and no, it’s not because they’re signing up for a theology class with their new Commander-in-Chief.

Christians voted for Trump because they realized that sitting on the sidelines is no longer an option. For years, we’ve watched as the moral fabric of our nation has been shredded by progressive policies that promote abortion on demand, gender confusion in children, and the erosion of religious liberties. Let’s not forget the Progressive's demonic death cult openly embraces a platform of abortion that can only be described as a direct affront to God’s Word.

For those Christians still bothered over Trump’s “personality,” let’s get real. You did not vote for the next Sunday school teacher; you voted for the leader of the free world. And while Trump’s tweets might make you cringe, his policies speak volumes. From appointing pro-life justices to defending religious freedoms, his track record is a masterclass in advancing Biblical values within a secular government. Perfect? No. Effective? Absolutely.

The numbers don’t lie. As Charlie Kirk pointed out, millions of Christians have historically sat out elections. This year, though, the silent majority got loud. They recognized that refusing to vote is not some virtuous stand, it’s a passive endorsement of the very policies they claim to oppose.

Trump’s platform, while not perfectly aligned with every Christian doctrine, is the closest thing we’ve got to a firewall against the cultural decay championed by the left. Voting for Trump wasn’t about hero worship; it was about survival. It was about protecting the unborn, safeguarding children from radical ideologies, and ensuring that pastors aren’t muzzled for preaching Biblical truth.

So, to the Christians who showed up: congratulations on choosing action over apathy. To those who stayed home: enjoy the fruits of your inaction—or lack thereof. The battle isn’t over, but at least for now, the good guys are back in the driver’s seat.

"...I will say this, unequivocally and conclusively,

God is among us right now. And I think that’s enough."

Tucker Carlson, 2024 RNC

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You need us, whether you like it or not."

Matt Walsh

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We expose RINOs and support grassroots Patriots. We are a collective of grassroots activists.

A RINO is a Republican In Name Only.  Someone who claims to be Republican but whose actions show they have abandoned GOP principles.  RINOs often work in tandem with Democrats to destroy grassroots Republicans.

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Our name is a nod to Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring - People from different walks of life bringing their unique skills, experience, insights, and passions to unite in purpose to fight evil.

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December 4, 2024

Parker Conservatives Meeting

Support Local Families this Holiday Season

At the Parker Conservatives meeting on December 4, 2024.

As the festive spirit of Christmas embraces our hearts, we are delighted to announce that Parker Conservatives is once again partnering with Coffee Cabin of Parker to bring warmth and joy to local families in need.

Join Us in Making a Difference

On December 4th, during our monthly meeting, we will be hosting a Holiday Charity Drive. We invite you to extend your generosity by contributing:

• New, unwrapped toys to spark joy in a child's eyes
• New children’s coats to keep the winter chill at bay
• Children’s gloves to warm little hands

A Tradition of Giving

Coffee Cabin has been a beacon of philanthropy in our community, ensuring that every donation reaches families right here in Parker. Your contributions will continue this heartfelt tradition, directly impacting the lives of our neighbors.

A note on Deep Space

Are you planning a conservative event and in search of the perfect venue? Deep Space in Parker could be an excellent fit for you if you expect at least 80 attendees and plan on ordering food and beverages. While there is a minimum spend requirement, this should easily be met with a guest list of 80-100 people. If you're interested, please contact me, and I'll connect you with the owners of Deep Space to discuss further details.

Please note that Parker Conservative meetings are PRIVATE

and for Conservatives ONLY!

Media outlets and any type of journalist are NOT INVITED

and will be turned away.

Parker Conservative meetings are held in a

private meeting space that is not open to the public.