"When you're at home 24/7, I'm finding out all of my kids pet peeves. Including that I send texts with punctuation. I said well, that's good, because my pet peeve with them is they are grammatically incorrect in texting. This month is going to be fun."
, lawyer and blogger (in a grammatically incorrect tweet, btw)
"It's important that you lean lightly on the hyphen key, because the hyphen key is going through a lot right now, OK?"