May you live to be a hundred and twenty without Social Security or Medicare.
May your son run for President and may you have no idea what you did with his birth certificate.
May you feast every day on chopped liver and onions, chicken soup with matzo balls, gefilte fish with horseradish, beef brisket and gravy and may every bite be contaminated with E. Coli because you gutted the Food & Drug Administration.
May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors, who you discover were all Jewish socialist garment workers from New York.
