After being married for 55 years this month, I took a careful look at
my wife one day and said, "Fifty-five years ago we had a cheap house,
a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white
TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 77-year-old woman.
So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your
side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!