"Out of the mouths of babes" is an iconic saying for a good reason. Children generally have no filter, so what they think usually comes out, and it's usually the truth. And much of what they say is hilarious. Educators get a front-row seat for this on a daily basis.
Student: I got a new dog!
Teacher: What kind of dog did you get?
Student: I mean, I don’t know the species.
Teacher: Canine, maybe?
Student: (looking puzzled) No, not whatever you said. Just yellow.