While campaigning for mayor several years ago, the most often repeated complaint I received was speeding. The complaint was made in every part of town and in every neighborhood. It was and it still is the most repeated complaint. The second most often repeated complaint is running stop signs. Over the past few years, I have repeatedly pontificated on the ineffectiveness of stop signs.


Something I've learned since becoming mayor: Signs don't work. Stop signs don't work. Speed limit signs don't work. "Slow, Children at Play" signs don't work. "No Parking" signs don't work.



"No Left Turn" at 19th Ave. and Tyler St. doesn't work (still more wrecks than any other intersection in the city caused by drivers turning left).


I've recently discovered another Truism: Drivers don't always do what they are supposed to do. Some speed. Some run stop signs. Some don't yield properly in the red bean-about. Some don't yield properly at crosswalks. Some look at their phones when they should be looking at the road.


What I have found to be effective is speed bumps, speed tables and delineators (white poles). Enforcement also works. In the past couple of years, we have fully staffed our PD department (thanks to the Council and the taxpayers for much needed raises). We now have a traffic division with two officers that focus entirely on issuing citations.

In 2024, our PD issued 2,668 citations. That is more than 2020, 2021 and 2022 combined.


I, along with the Council, are now considering adding a third officer to this division (not an inexpensive undertaking). Two years ago, I stated that it was impossible for two Public Works employees on two boom mowers to properly maintain and mow all the ditches in the city. We purchased a 3rd mower, employed a 3rd driver and today, our roadsides look far better for it.



I now maintain that it is impossible for two traffic officers to properly monitor and patrol the entire city. I know River Forest, for one, could use more presence. Though an expensive undertaking, I am now asking the Council to add a 3rd officer to the Traffic Division.

Patricia Drive / West 15th Ave.

A couple of years ago, the City acquired a device called a Jaymar Blackcat. Attached to a utility pole, this device records the speed of every vehicle on a street in both directions. Recent data collection on 15th Ave. in River Forest confirmed what we all suspected: There is a speeding problem similar to other parts of the City.


I suspected a problem on Patricia as well, but must admit I was surprised by how ridiculous it was/is. In just two days, we recorded 96 enforceable violations.

On 15th Ave. near Beech, we recorded over 2,300 cars in about 5 days. 3% of those were going 37mph or faster. One driver clocked in at 59 mph.


Patricia Drive recorded 792 cars in 2 days with 12% of drivers going 32mph or faster (48 violations per day). One driver hit 47mph. Paradoxically, lowering a speed limit from 25 to 20 does not mean drivers will slow down. It does, however, mean the number of people speeding will go up.


From this we can surmise that whatever we are doing … it's not working.

Bumps and Tables


To address this problem citywide, we are currently installing a combination of delineators, speed bumps and speed tables while simultaneously reducing the number of 4-way stops.


The delineators (white poles) are the least expensive (about $100 each) and are very effective. However, I fear that due to the abnormally wide streets in River Forest, drivers could easily speed past them.


Speed tables cost $12,000 each making them almost cost prohibitive.

The new smaller speed bumps cost about $1,000 each. They are meant to be driven over one tire at a time. Your passenger side tires should remain on the pavement.


By adding additional sections to the middle of the bump, I believe they could be effectively deployed in River Forest.


Both the speed tables and smaller, center-street speed bumps were approved by our first responders (specifically our Fire Department) before installation.

How I Decide

Sometimes the data is so strong, I simply decide what measures to take. Other times, particularly when removing stop signs, it becomes a neighborhood decision.


For example, Jahncke Ave. and Old Landing Road's data was worse than that of River Forest. Councilmen and I met onsite and created a comprehensive plan including a combination of speed bumps, a speed table and removal of a 4 way stop. Residents have shared with me their appreciation for the change. The only complaint came from a driver. Go figure.


The data on South Filmore between 11th Ave. and 15th Ave. was not so strong. However, the sentiment of the residents was. A petition was passed around door-to-door which allows me to consider adding speed bumps a neighborhood decision (not mine unilaterally).

I bore you with all of this to tell you this: The data for Patricia Drive is so strong, I have decided to add two speed bumps between Karen and 15th Ave. In a couple of months, we will collect a new round of data and compare to the control.


The data on 15th Ave. is not as strong. Personally, I believe replacing stop signs with speed mitigation devices is the thing to do, but wished for it to be more of a neighborhood decision.


Last week, I received an e-mail from Shawn Murphy and Nick Vaccaro of the River Forest Civic Association requesting the stop signs be replaced with speed mitigation devices. It is now my plan to do so.

Frequently Asked Questions

When can we expect the speed bumps to be deployed? The speed bumps are currently on order. Once delivered, Public Works will blend their installation into their schedule. This will likely take a few weeks.


What is "blend into their schedule?" On any given day Public Works maintains a log of about 150 work orders (WOs). Some task is WO number 99. If a tree falls across a street and blocks traffic, that WO becomes WO 1. Hence, number 99 just became number 100. It is a constant and delicate balancing act to properly manage work order priorities.


Why not leave the stop signs? I now suspect somewhere between 2 and 5 per cent of drivers are chronic speeders. They just don't care. As the video linked in the October, 2022 Speed Mitigation E-blasts explains, they drive as fast as they feel safe. I have now concluded that these chronic speeders are also triggered by 4 way stops … often times running the signs or accelerating rapidly upon leaving the intersection. 4 way stop intersections not used for managing traffic flow actually exacerbate the speeding problem. For me, this is one reason why it is important to remove the stop signs when adding bumps. Another reason is I don't want to simply trash up every street in the city with bumps, poles and stop signs.


How expensive is a new traffic patrol officer? Including salary, benefits, healthcare, uniforms, training, retirement, equipment and a patrol car amortized over 5 years, about $100,000 per year … a recurring annual cost.


Doesn't revenue generated by issuing citations cover the cost of a new officer? It certainly can be viewed that the amount collected from violations reduces the amount needed from the taxpayer. However, I abhor the idea of issuing citations as a revenue stream. Citations are issued and fines collected to modify behavior, not as an income source.

On a Separate Thought

Kudos to Public Works street crews who are continuously doing the tedious and never-ending task of cleaning blocked culverts and catch basins. As always, a big thanks to those residents that tend to the culverts and catch basins in their neighborhoods. That would be you, River Forest.


We could not do it without your help.

ISO of Beach Toys

Community Playground, Bogue Falaya Park


My grandchildren's favorite playground in all of Covington is the wooden one at Bogue Falaya Park. Like playgrounds of old, it has an element of adventure and of risk.





Built in the mid-1990s, by the community for the community, Ron Barthet shares wonderful photos of its parent-volunteer construction:


BF Park Playground Build


Adjacent to the picket fence to the left of the entrance is the Bill Smart Sandbox ... a feature that for the past few years was forgotten among the fallen leaves. Recently, I took time to rake the box clean and add some beach toys. Before I could finish, the sand box was already back in "play."

I returned to the park several times over the next couple of weeks to check out the box. Much to my delight, there were children playing in it every time. As I expected, the toys broke and/or disappeared. Also, as I expected, new toys began arriving ... which brings us to the In Search Of (ISO) Beach Toys: If you have any sand toys your children/grands have outgrown, feel free to donate them to the Bill Smart Sandbox. I promise they will be put to good use : ).

Quack-a-Falaya Rubber Duck Race

Buy a Duck, Support the Community / Paper Shred this Saturday

Grease is the Word!

Thirteen-Shot Gunfight in Downtown

One Killed, One Wounded

In the last part of the 19th century, River Forest was a dairy farm. Mr. Bradley's farm bordered both sides of the Tchefuncte River. As such, he built a bridge to cross from one side to the other. To recoup his investment of time and resources, he placed a gate with a lock. If you wished to cross his bridge, you paid a toll.


A Mr. Bossier didn't much like this toll-system. So he would shoot the lock off, thereby avoiding the toll and also causing property damage.

Per the St. Tammany Farmer of September 16, 1899, Bossier's dislike of the Bradleys (also inflamed by their unwillingness to help him kill the "Willie" boys) led to quite the shootout along "Railroad Street," which I take to mean Gibson Street since that is where the tracks lay and where the Train Depot was located.


Establishments of note include Sharp's Oyster Saloon (precursor to Nathan's Oyster Bar by chance?) and Planche's Store. Jurors included a Heintz, a Bateman, a Poole, a Bullock and Eugene Smith.


Descendants of the Bradleys include Lindy Bradley Stonecypher (LaPorte Romig Accounting) and Barbara Bradley Hebert (retired teacher from Covington High School).

A Big Thanks to Clerk of Clerk Archivist Robin Perkins for bringing this story to our attention several years ago. Robin, you're the best!

August, 1899

August, 1899

Replies to this e-mail go directly to Mayor Mark.



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