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Bob’s Bumper Sticker
On his car bumper, my friend Bob has a peace sticker. It has four words, and none of them is peace.
One day, Bob was waiting at a stop sign to turn onto a busy road when his car was rear-ended
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Bob and the other driver jumped out of their vehicles at the same time. The woman immediately asked if Bob were alright, and then began apologizing.
“It’s all my fault. I loved the message on your bumper sticker so much, that I was trying to write it down when I hit you.”
Bob thought, You blooming idiot – writing, driving and not paying attention. No wonder you hit me.
Then Bob remembered his bumper sticker –
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