Three pastors from neighboring parishes were having lunch at a diner.
The first said, “You know - since the fall started, I’ve been having a lot of trouble with bats in the loft and attic of my church. I’ve tried everything- noise, spray, cats - nothing seems to scare them away.”
The second pastor replied, “Me too. I’ve got hundreds of those things living in my bell tower and in the narthex attic. I had the whole place fumigated, but they still won’t go away.”
The third said, I had that problem a while ago. So I baptized all the bats and haven’t seen one back since!”