BEFORE IT RAINS
What if you are looking for an umbrella the day before the weatherman predicts you will need one. (Editor's note: meteorologist is the only occupation where being wrong is 100% blame-able on the computer model or the Great Lakes.)
Availability? = Unlimited
No lines, umbrellas everywhere: Macy’s, Kohl’s, Walgreen’s, CVS, and more. Walk in decide on the color and style, grab what you want and get safely, and dry, to your car. Sweet. No one will look at you funny, and you will probably have a smirk on your face because you took action.
Expense? = On Sale
There is no guarantee, but if an umbrella is ever going to be on sale, it will be a dry day when the merchant wants to deplete the supply of those damn umbrellas. Now, of course if the merchant watched the same TV weather as you did, they might be full price, but probably not.
Dryness? = Totally Dry
Logic tells you that if you buy the umbrellas before it rains, you’ll have it handy when it rains and voila! You’ll be dry. (I used to know what voila meant, can anyone help me?)
Anxiety? = Low
No hurry, no lines, no water on your hair. What could be more relaxing?
Reputation? = Good Planner
“Oh, look, s/he planned ahead and has an umbrella. Obviously, a good planner.”
Leadership? = Commended
Maybe not additional accolades, but surely any criticism of your leadership has to be put on hold. You already have your umbrella? Wow! Remember 'lead' means being in front, showing the way, etc. etc.
Efficiency? = High
No hurry, no lines, very little time spent.
Choice? = High
The selection will be maximized since no one else has bought an umbrella or is looking for one. What could be better?
Quality? = Possible
Depending on where you go, you can buy the most expensive or least expensive umbrella you want: your call. You want a cashmere umbrella? Look for one before it rains.
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