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Corny Jokes
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi.
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
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