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Corny Jokes
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
Why was the bee's hair always sticky?
He used a honeycomb.
What do you call phoney spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
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