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March Dance Weekly Update


Q:Why don't you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
A:Because you don't want to press your luck.


Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Dying to dance Friday?
Join us 8 pm Friday March 17th for our
St. Patrick's Day Party! 



We have new group classes to check out at discount prices for a short time!

Are you excited about Beauty and the Beast? Check out our latest Historically Accurate Princess Dance for Beauty and the Beast. 
 

Remember to smile with the Jokes. 

  

Dance With Happy Feet,
Holly, Craig & Robyn
Dance Parties!
 


Potluck Ballroom & Latin Dance Parties!! 
April 7 @ 8:00 pm -  9:30 pm
May 5 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
June 2 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
July 7 @ 8:00 pm - 9:30 pm
 









Sign up now for discounted rates!
Rates throughout this week.

Want to try a class out? 
Drop in to one 1 hr session for $15
 
Monday's
5pm Youth Squad
Dance Aerobics

March 6th -27th
Aerobics  Dancing a variety of Salsa & Latin dances including Rumba, Bolero, Cha Cha,
Merengue, Bachata, Samba and Salsa in a workout format.

AprilLINE DANCE AEROBICS
May-Medieval & Renaissance Dance
June-Swing Dance Aerobics
July-Salsa Dance Aerobics July









Tuesday's 
Swing Dance!


Triple Time Swing & Jive
For Ballroom & Country Dance
Tuesday Nights 7-7:50pm
March 7th-April 25th
Come have Fun learning the upbeat triple time swing,
with fun variations and new friends.
This swing group class is a great foundation for West coast Swing and Lindy hop!
Purchase Triple Swing Here


May/June-West Coast Swing Dance Class
July/August-Lindy Hop Dance Class





Wednesday
Salsa Club Dances


March 1st-April 19th
Learn the sexy Cha-Cha club dance.
We will help you find your i nner dancer.  
This lass is perfect for you!
Travel south of the border with each new move.
Purchase Cha-Cha Here 

May/June-Club Salsa Dance Class
July/August-Salsa Club Merengue & Bachata Dance Class







Thursday
Ballroom Dances

Slow Waltz Dance Class
Thursday Nights 7-7:50pm
8 weeks, March 2nd- April 20th
New! We will teach a new waltz, the International Ballroom Waltz!
Come lean to glide across the floor with  elegance and grace with the Slow Waltz.
This is a great class for beginners to practiced dancers for ballroom dance, wedding dance, and country dance.
Purchase Slow Waltz Here 

May/June-SQQ Box Foxtrot Dance Class
July/August-Tango Dance Class






Friday
Social Dance Samplers


Social Tango
Dance Sampler group dance class
2 hours on two Fridays
March 24th & 31st 6-7:50 pm
In the Social Tango Dance Sampler you will be introduced to 4 different types of Tango.
American Tango, International Tango, Argentine tango, Valse Tango.
Purchase Tango Here;

AprilSocial Swing Dance Sampler
May-Social Ballroom Dance Samper
June- Social Salsa Sampler
July-Social Swing Dance Sampler Class
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News-
Remember to like the videos on You-tube!
 
 
03-10-2017 17:43:10 PM

TweetHow to dance the Minuet for Beauty and the Beast a historically accurate princess dance Do you love a good story? I do. Beauty and the Beast is a classic French fairy tale, and Belle has always been one of my favorite heroines. She loved books and dance, just a few of my favorite things.[...]...»

 

03-04-2017 17:53:05 PM

TweetHow to dance the Bohemian Polka, a Frozen historically accurate cartoon princess dance. Do you love the film frozen? I do. The cold may not bother Elsa, but when it snows, I want to get up and dance to stay warm. Anna would have kept warm with the polka, a popular Norwegian dance. It is[...]...»

 


 
Jokes
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.

I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.

What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'furniture!

How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.

What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter!

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
They like to "go" first class!

How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.

What do they call the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
So the Irish would never rule the world.

What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A bachelor.

What's the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
1 less drunk at the party

Why don't women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day?
'Cause they don't want to get a "sham rock".

Are people jealous of the Irish?
Sure, they're green with envy!

What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
The Halfback of Notre Dame!

Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
To keep from falling in the stew!

How do you start the St Patricks Day parade in the ghetto?
Roll a 40 down the street!

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock and roll.

Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
Sure, they're great at shorthand!

What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
a St. Patrick's Day Parade

How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
He took a shortcut!

What is Irish diplomacy?
It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip

What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
Short ribs!

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they're very short-tempered!

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"

What do you call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?
A sham rock

Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
Because they're always wearing green

How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry!

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot!

Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
The red ones were in the wash!

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare

What do the Irish dream about?
Celebrating St. Patrick's Day with his gang of leprechauns.

Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers?
They need all the luck they can get!

What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con

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