I'm currently working on the fourth book in the Shear Disaster series.
My favorite lines so far:
“I’m fine,” I lied. “I mean it’s Monday, so I’m supposed to have weekend lag.”
“Oh, honey, what you are experiencing is not weekend lag,” he argued, as he scrubbed the bowls under the running water. “Weekend lag is when we go bargain hunting at all of the sample sales, then we head to Central Park for a jog, then we get dressed up and spend the night clubbing. That’s what causes weekend lag. But going to two funerals, having a good friend die, and being attacked by a demon…” Then he turned and shook his finger at me. “Oh, no, that’s something else altogether.”
I sighed and measured another color into another bowl for the base hair dye. “Sometimes I feel like Clark Kent,” I said.
“What?” Kyle replied, meticulously cleaning the dye from the brushes. “No, girl, you are not Clark Kent. You are more like Catwoman.” Then he pawed the air between us. “Meow. Much sexier.”
