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Vintage Ventures - Mexico

April 2017

Puerto Vallarta - Part 2

VINTAGE VENTURES: I write my travel journals to be able to look back and remember our ventures. A secondary reason is to allow me to organize all my trip photos. I have thousands of photos. Organizing them into a cohesive story makes sense.


So, while I am convalescing after my gum grafting surgery here in Mexico, I decided to turn this idle time into something productive. I am organizing our very first trip to Mexico back in 2017. By the time I have completed this project, I hope to be ready to continue our present-day ventures.

A movie prop from Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Predator' movie.

ZOO


When Jeff worked on the cruise ship that stopped at Puerto Vallarta (PV) once a week, he would often spend his off-time exploring the city and surrounding area. There were two places outside of PV that he wanted to revisit and take us along. One place was the village of Yelapa. This is a coastal town that can only be reached by boat. The other place was El Eden, a lush jungle area where two movies had been filmed - Elizabeth Taylor’s ‘The Night of the Iguana’ and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Predator’.


Jeff remembered a waterfall, a tiny craft tequila distillery, and a zoo located in the El Eden area. Jeff found a taxi driver willing to hang out with us for the day. Since all three places were close together and even on the same road, the driver agreed to take us to all three for a reasonable price.


Our first stop was the Zoológico de Vallarta (Zoo). The zoo was not quite what I expected, although I can't really tell you what I expected. We had been to the magnificent San Diego Zoo just last December. It wasn't fair to compare the two zoos. The San Diego Zoo is considered to be one of the best zoos in the world. This zoo was not in that league. While the San Diego Zoo was rapidly converting to cageless displays, this zoo was still in the old-fashioned caged world. Still, the animals were clean, and the jungle setting was pleasant and cool.


Upon arrival, our bags were checked to ensure we didn't bring food to feed the animals. Then you could buy a bag of food if you wanted to feed the animals. At first, I thought it was just a clever money-making scheme.


The bag that the food comes in has instructions on what foods to feed to what species. It contained a variety of pellets and lots of carrot sticks. I didn't buy a bag because I didn't think it was a big deal, that is, until Teri was having a blast feeding the animals with her bag of food. 


All of the animals recognized the food bags. They fully understood that you were there with handouts, and each species showed you how they preferred to be fed. The monkeys wanted their morsel placed into their hands. The hippos just sauntered over to the ledge and opened their mouths as wide as they could. You tossed their snack right on top of their humongous tongues. When they thought that they had a big enough load, they shut their mouths and swallowed. The Ostriches approached, fluffed their feathers a bit, and then if you were too stupid to know that you were supposed to feed them, approached the stone fence and pecked the fence to tell you, "drop it off right here.” Hamsters, ducks, parrots, etc., all squawked, chittered, screamed, and honked, demanding their fair share.

 

Of course, Wanda and I went back and bought a bag of food. Really! I was mesmerized by it so much that I didn't take enough photos of this interaction.

I love the primates the most. This guy thought he was something special, and he probably was.

Feed me!

Don't stick your tongue out at me.

EL EDEN


Our next stop was at El Eden. Jeff wanted to show us the waterfalls where a romantic scene in the 'Night of the Iguana' had been filmed. We were all surprised when we pulled up and found Canopy El Eden, a newly opened zipline adventure park and ritzy restaurant based on a 'Predator' theme. The movie left behind the crashed helicopter and a couple of predator suits, and they were squeezing everything out of them as possible.


We salivated over the 12 zip lines hanging throughout the jungle. At $80 US, it was more than we brought with us. The dinner prices at the restaurant were also staggering. We settled for a couple of Pacifico beers and a short hike to the waterfalls.


The waterfalls were not spectacular, but they were nice. The pool below the falls looked inviting. None of us had seen the old black-and-white movie, it was before our time, but we all imagined how the love scene would have been shot.

The crashed helicopter left from the movie 'Predator.' Photographers were on hand to take pictures of the visitors next to a guy dressed in a predator suit - for a fee.

Canopy El Eden, the new adventure park and restaurant has developed this spot. We learned that a Canadian was behind the enterprise and the park had just opened a couple of weeks back.

Above and below: The romantic waterfalls at El Eden.

DISTILLERY


Our final stop of the day took place at Mama Lucia's Tequila Distillery in a village between the zoo and the Predator Theme Park. The little craft distillery walked us through the distillery steps starting with the Blue Agave plant. We tasted five different grades of Tequila, including one that sold for $70 a bottle. I wasn’t impressed with the expensive one, but we did like the coffee-flavored Tequila and bought a small bottle.

The little town where Mama Lucia's Distillery was located.

The famous Blue Agave plants from which Tequila is made. I guess I was too busy drinking to take pictures of the little facility.

YELAPA


Jeff's best story about visiting PV centered around his boat trip to the village of Yelapa. Since roads do not reach Yelapa, it is only accessible by boat. He talked about the fabulous beach at the village and about another waterfall. On the return trip, his water taxi was vastly overloaded. Halfway back to PV, the boat began to swamp. Jeff and a half dozen other passengers volunteered to swim to shore to lighten the boat. The water taxi operator promised to send another boat to pick them up. Two hours later, a boat did pick them up.


That experience soured Jeff on water taxis. He wanted to return to Yelapa but chose to hire a boat just for the four of us. He arranged for a boat to pick us up at the main pier in PV. For 1200 pesos ($65 US), the boat owner would supply us with a bottle of tequila, take us to a secret snorkeling spot, drop us off at Yelapa, wait about three hours, and take us back to PV.


The boat ride to and from Yelapa took over an hour and was glorious. The secret snorkeling spot was not. The view of the coral was nice enough, but the area was infested with jellyfish. We could, with effort, avoid the jellyfish, but we still got badly stung. We figured that several jellyfish must have gotten chewed up in boat propellers. If that theory was correct, even touching a piece of jellyfish would sting. The itchy stinging lasted for hours before finally fading away.


When we landed at the beach, we were greeted by a grizzled old man with a huge iguana wrapped around his shoulder. For a whopping $15 US, we could hold the iguana and take pictures. Jeff and Teri bit, and we snuck a picture of Wanda holding the magnificent creature.


Jeff was on a mission to find the waterfalls. We walked over a mile down a path following a river. We saw various shacks, houses, horse ranches, and gardens. We never did find his elusive waterfalls.


By the time we returned to the beach, the stinging had finally worn off. To celebrate, we had dinner at one of the outdoor beach restaurants. The food was terrific. We are beginning to expect nothing less.


The ride back, although uneventful, was again glorious.

Our hired boat to take us to Yelapa.

Leaving PV by boat.

Los Arcos National Marine Park consists of small islands, arches, caves, and a coral reef.

Instead of snorkeling at Los Arcos, our boat captain took us to this secret spot. It wasn't so secret as a couple of other boats were there. The coral reef was nice, but the jellyfish were abundant.

Approaching Yelapa.

The bay where Yelapa sits.

The beautiful beach at Yelapa.

The road that leaves Yelapa and heads to nowhere. We followed this road for over a mile hoping to find Jeff's illusive waterfalls. We never did find it.

Jeff is waving to us.

Dinner at Yelapa.

Jeff's two-day tour was a blast. Tomorrow Wanda and I are going off on our own to the much-ballyhooed town of Sayulita. We researched the bus routes and believe we know how to get there. Mañana.

Dave and Wanda

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