Weekend Update - Do it right enough that nobody has to discuss it later.

Okay, we’ve been responsible long enough...

let’s get weird.

Well, that changed quickly. It feels like we went from complaining about the heat to looking for a sweatshirt almost overnight. Fall apparently skipped the polite introduction and just walked right into the house. And because landscaping has a cruel sense of humor, that means we're already thinking about snow. Snow contracts will start going out in the next few weeks, because nothing complements pumpkin spice and colorful leaves quite like discussing plow routes, salt, and the possibility of waking up at 2:00 in the morning.

I also had a conversation with a friend this week about the delicate art of avoiding a grumpy teenager. Apparently the strategy is remarkably similar to encountering a bear in the wild: don't make sudden movements, avoid prolonged eye contact, never get between them and food, and under absolutely no circumstances ask, "Are you okay?" Sometimes successful parenting isn't about solving the problem. It's about recognizing the danger early enough to quietly back out of the room.

Meanwhile, with gas prices where they are and the economy continuing to throw curveballs, you'd think people might be pumping the brakes on outdoor projects. We're seeing exactly the opposite. We're currently booking projects into late November, with homeowners continuing to invest in patios, fencing, gates, drainage, and landscape improvements. It seems more people are deciding that if they're going to spend their time and money somewhere, making the place they come home to every day better isn't a bad investment at all.

Today in History: On this day in 1789, the First U.S. Congress proposes the Bill of Rights, a set of amendments to the constitution guaranteeing essential liberties, including freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and the right to peaceful assembly. (And also, Happy Birthday, Liz!)

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Lolla-POLL-ooza:

Well, we're back... and 367 votes later, we've confirmed that fall isn't actually a season; it's a mass psychological event triggered by cinnamon. Pumpkin spice coffee took the crown at 25%, narrowly defeating the annual ritual sacrifice of innocent mums at 24%. Decorative pumpkins somehow pulled 22%, meaning nearly a quarter of you willingly purchase vegetables, place them around the house, demand absolutely nothing from them, and eventually throw them away. That's not decorating. That's produce with a pension.

Meanwhile, 19% deploy the hoodie battalion the instant temperatures hit 60°, while only 9% chose fall candles (because apparently there's a limit to how aggressively we need our homes smelling like an apple got mugged by a cinnamon stick). So welcome to fall, everyone: we're caffeinated with pumpkin, surrounded by doomed flowers and unemployed gourds, sweating inside hoodies, and pretending this is all completely normal behavior.

Anyone who's ever encountered a teenager who woke up grumpy knows there are procedures. Do not approach quickly. Do not ask, “What's wrong?” And under absolutely no circumstances say, “Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!” That's not parenting... that's poking a bear with a breakfast sandwich.

The safest approach is usually strategic actions. So this week, we're asking parents and anyone else brave enough to share a home with one: what's your preferred method for dealing with a teenager who woke up choosing violence? Choose carefully. They can sense fear. 😬

The “How Do You Handle a Teenager Who Woke Up Grumpy?" Poll

Avoid eye contact. Sudden movements may be interpreted as aggression.

Leave food nearby and slowly back away. We've learned from wildlife documentaries.

Attempt conversation. Bold strategy! Your family will remember you fondly.

Communicate only by text. Apparently we're safer behind screens.

Match their attitude. Congratulations! You've chosen Mutually Assured Destruction.

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I’m one refill away from pretending I have a plan.

Friday:

Sunshine gets filtered through high clouds, with highs between 68 and 72, but those NNE winds gusting 25 to 30 mph are the first hint that the atmosphere is up to something. Otherwise, it's actually a pretty decent day (and perhaps a particularly good one to celebrate another trip around the sun). Happy occasions deserve decent weather, and apparently Mother Nature got the memo... for now. By Friday night, clouds thicken, winds increase, and showers begin sneaking in before more widespread rain develops toward daybreak. Expect 0.10 to 0.25" overnight with gusts around 35 mph. The birthday party is officially over. The Nor'easter has entered the chat.

Saturday:

WELCOME TO THE WASHING MACHINE. Cloudy, windy, rainy, and generally offensive conditions take over as the Nor'easter settles in and begins rearranging everyone's weekend plans. Rain and showers continue throughout the day with another 0.50 to 1.00" expected, while northerly winds howl at 15 to 30 mph with gusts reaching 40 to 45. Highs only reach 62 to 66. By Saturday night, absolutely nobody has learned anything, so the rain continues with another 0.50 to 1.00" possible and gusts still reaching 35 to 45 mph. Please note: Patio furniture that hasn't been secured may begin exploring neighboring municipalities.

Sunday:

THE NOR'EASTER HAS APPARENTLY SIGNED A LEASE. Another windy, wet day arrives with rain and showers especially prevalent during the morning before becoming somewhat more intermittent during the afternoon. Another 0.35 to 0.75" of rain is possible with gusts around 40 mph and highs struggling between 60 and 65. At this point, your lawn has stopped absorbing water and is simply accepting its new identity as a wetland. Ducks may begin asking about property taxes.

Monday:

Apparently even a Nor'easter eventually gets tired of hearing itself. Winds finally settle down considerably, although mostly cloudy skies stick around with occasional showers still possible, particularly during the morning. Highs recover slightly into the mid-60s. It's not exactly beautiful, but after spending the weekend being pressure-washed sideways, "not actively hostile" feels downright luxurious.

Tuesday – Thursday:

And now begins the cleanup portion of our program. The storm finally pulls away, allowing conditions to gradually improve with more breaks of sunshine and temperatures beginning to recover. Any lingering showers should become less of an issue as the week progresses. After several days of wind, rain, flying patio furniture, emotionally exhausted gutters, and lawns contemplating careers in aquaculture, we'll gladly accept boring weather.

Basically: enjoy Friday. Secure anything Saturday which could turn into a projectile. By Sunday, embrace the moisture.

Friday: when ‘circle back next week’ becomes my core competency.

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