Good evening to all of you from First Baptist Redlands!
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse sloping sleigh
Joker’s on the go,
laughing all the way
The bells on Penguins ring
Make Riddler wanna fight
Two-Face wants to flip a coin
And sing this song tonight
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
We have a lot of events coming up over the next part of December as Christmas comes home to us, so keep an eye out for this final weekly email!
But first, for the obvious reason why you opened this email. If you don't like these, just skip down a half a flick of your thumb and you'll be at the details.
Q: How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus' weight when he was born?
A: They had a weigh in a manger!
Encore! This one is from Berva:
X person: "Can you get this crossword puzzle clue? A four-letter word for German thinker Immanuel."
Y person: "Kant."
X person: I can't either. That's why I'm asking!"
I know at least one of you laughed.
On with the rest of the email!
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12/20:
Stay really warm with some hot chocolate, friends!
12/21:
Walk 4 Health at Crafton College @7:ooam - weather permitting.
12/22:
Happy Hanukkah!
Sunday Morning Gatherings @9:00am.
Worship @10:15am.
Fellowship on the Patio @11:30am.
Prayer Meeting in the Board Room @11:45am.
12/23
Men's Breakfast at Plymouth Village @8:00am.
12/24:
The church office is open for a half day from 9-12:00pm, and will be closed until the new year.
Christmas Eve Service @7:00pm.
12/25:
Merry Christmas!!!
12/26:
Happy Boxing Day!
12/28:
Walk 4 Health at Crafton College @7:ooam - weather permitting.
12/29:
Bagel Bar and the celebration of Kerri Poyle @9:00am.
Worship @10:15am.
Fellowship on the Patio @11:30am.
Prayer Meeting in the Board Room @11:45am.
12/30:
No men's breakfast.
12/31:
Happy New Year!