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Under "Courtesies" on tonight's agenda is a recognition for the Billings Police Department's Citizens Award. Certainly an honor worth highlighting. However, the "Courtesy" that I expected to see was not actually listed. So I reached out to the Mayor and asked why he wouldn't be pardoning any turkeys tonight.
"What are you talking about?" replied a confused Mayor Cole.
I pressed the question again, "Since tonight is the last opportunity to take official action before Thanksgiving, surely you'll be pardoning a couple Billings turkeys, right?"
The Mayor met my question with a few of his own. "Isn't your background in political science? Aren't you supposed to understand Constitutional powers...which make the pardon ironic and humorous in the first place?
Now I was confused. "What are YOU talking about?"
Ten minutes later, I'd gotten the entire history of turkey pardoning, starting with an apocryphal tale of President Lincoln supposedly granting clemency to a turkey, to the American tradition of gifting gobblers to the sitting president, and finally the official first pardoning which was carried out by President George H.W. Bush in 1989, declaring, "But let me assure you, and this fine tom turkey, that he will not end up on anyone's dinner table, not this guy—he's granted a Presidential pardon as of right now—and allow him to live out his days on a children's farm not far from here"
Then the Mayor suggested I have a look at the Billings Charter which explicitly defines the powers of Billings local government. "You'll see that I don't have any authority to pardon anyone or anything. Frankly, you should know the President is the only official with pardoning power—where did you say you got your political science degree from? Never mind. Look, the Constitution grants the President the power to pardon offenses against the United States. It's a serious and significant power, which is why pardoning a bird is ironic, humorous. Got it?"
Now I was tracking. And thinking I should probably have a look at the City Charter, considering it's basically our Constitution, outlining all of the City's powers. But what I found on page 4 of the Charter did not comport with what the Mayor had claimed! Has HE read the Charter?! Was he gaslighting me so he didn't have to go soft on troublesome turkeys?
When I get more answers, Council Bulletin readers will be the first to know. Until then, make sure to read our City Charter so you know about the powers local government has, or doesn't have...
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